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When a girl realized she tried to break up two special people from being together by being overly friendly but not popular enough to know she was only used for an experiment they do on rats.
Oh look she's trying to get a high school diploma oh that's just thinking thot we salvaged all her math books she won't be learning anything but the sound of the Dimas sale whistle.
Opposite of thinking gay.
Joe and Bob are watching porn.
Bob: Wow, I'd totally do that chick. And those red heels of hers, wow, she just looks...
Joe:...so last season.
Therefor, Joe is NOT thinking straight.
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Technically used (obviously) for using Portals in a clever way, However this phrase may be used to describe thinking out of the box in general, or a replacement for that phrase. So basically it functions as a synonym for Thinking out of the box. Often used as "Now you're thinking with portals!" etc.
Guy1:"what you doin bob?"
Bob: "Just Thinking with portals"
Guy3: Maybe we can do (something really awesome and original that I can't think of right now)
Guy4: Now your Thinking with Portals!!
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Originally a Norwegian expression. Means to think dirt or naughty thoughts and link almost anything that is said, to sex.
You are such a pervert, you think suitcase all the time!
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1)An organization that attempts to use creativity and higher levels of cognition to help to make the world a better place.
2)A place where neo-conservatives remove their brains and place them in a pot of boiling water. The results are then eaten just before the participants go on talk shows. Sometimes the hosts are even brought a small plate of the delicacy before the taping, to help them concentrate. Lou Dobbs is reportedly a big fan, while Bill O'Reilly does not partake. The hellfire burning in his belly is eternal, and does not need replenishment.
1)We formed a think tank to solve the problem of global warming, but thought it might be more fun to take our Escalades and Hummers out for a spin around the capitol building.
2)Before they prepared my frontal cortex for the think tank, the procedure was explained to me. They remove the areas of critical thinking, and leave only rage and the speech centers. I didn't mind, as these areas had atrophied years ago. Lip-smackin' good!
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1) Actively thinking (e.g. doing homework) while enjoying an alcoholic beverage(s).
Most notably used in reference to "think and drink thursday"
Steve: Yo man its been a rough week, I dunno how I am gonna be able to get through all my homework tonight.
Randy: Not to worry steve, tonight is think and drink thursday. Ill pick up a case of the high life and we will get our shit done.
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