Morning Wood

The erection that men will have in the morning, just after they wake up. It's the way a mans body says "Wake up, or I will annoy the shit out of you."

Person: "Well, you're awake early."
Man:"I had to wake up because my morning wood wouldn't let me go back to sleep.."

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Morning Beers

Beers left over from a nites drinking that are drank in the morning after

"Hey Karl.. any morning beers left?"

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morning boner

when you get a boner in the morning, and you dont know why, its just standing tall and strong!

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Morning Mouth

When waking up in the morning and your mouth is completely dry and smells bad

ex.1 DAMN! Carlos you have some morning mouth .
ex.2 Man i woke up with morning mouth i really needa brush my teeth.

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Johnny Morning

The "Morning" for someone who is hungover and has been out partying. The afternoon for everyone else.

Apparently the phrase was spawned in awe of a rowdy kiwi guy named "Johnny" who went hard every night out and whose name is now legend and synonymous with kiwi drinking culture.

Son stumbles into the living room at 2:43pm
Dad: "Johnny morning son"
Son: "Errrrg I'm never drinking again"

and

Two mates wake up in a trashed hotel room with no memory
"Johnny Morning bro, what the fuck happened last night?"
"I don't know, lets go get a fucking bacon sandwich"

Morning Lip

Waking up in the morning to have a milky residue on your lips. You can see this by rubbing your lips with a shirt sleeve first thing in the morning.

I went to wipe drool off my lips and got pissed because morning lip smeared on my sleeve.

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Morning Dew

When a female wakes up and is aroused and wet. The equivalent of the male morning wood.

LIsa had a hot dream last night because she woke up with morning dew

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