The next best excuse to ditch a class after bathroom break
Student: hey Mr Garwood can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: No, you Just had lunch
Student: Uhh can I go get a tissue?
Teacher: sigh... Alright go get your tissue break
When You Finger/Jerk Yourself Of To Much And Tou Use To Much Tissue To Clean It Up But Later On You Do It Again But Run Out Of Tissues
James:I Wanked Off So Hard Last Night And Ran Out Of Tissue
Rebecca:You Have Some “Tissue Issues”
remnant tissue resembling a unicorns horn after wiping , often found on a toilet seat or sometimes
amongst one's anal hair.
upon wiping I felt a sharp twinge around my anus and low and behold a piece of tissue had tornadoed itself around my ring hair,a tissue twister is born
When dad has a grotesque amount of tissues.
My daddy has 235 packages of tissues, i call that Daddy Tissues
When something is an unfortunate realization, thus making the person need a tissue.
When it finally dawned upon Jenna that her friends with benefits relationship with Jason wasn't going anywhere, she realized the whole situation was tissue true.
The art of finding and hooking up with damaged girls, tissue princesses, girls with self-esteem issues, etc., because they're easy.
Joe: Man! How does Tommy keep hooking up with all these girls?
Andy: He's just tissue-netting; it's like taking candy from a baby. damaged girls are easy!
when you get a cold & use so many tissues that your nose becomes irritated & burned
Jeff: "Hey Julie Chen, I'm going to the store. Do you need anything?"
Julie Chen: "Ya, pick me up some Puffs Plus Lotion, I got mad tissue burn."
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