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The typical white woman who makes everything about herself. Karen's mostly have anger issues, and can't mind their own damn business.
A Karen is in her natural habitat, the managers office.
When someone becomes a unjust victim or “Kareny” from a Karen and it leads to long term effects like haver a target on your back.🤬 Being Karenized is awful and it could very well ruin someone’s life.
This Karen Karenized me and I went to jail for a while for something I didn’t do and now no one will hire me.
Middle-aged woman, typically blonde, makes solutions to others' problems an inconvenience to her although she isn't even remotely affected.
Karen sues the local city council after they installed a new STOP sign that hides the sun from her window for two minutes a day. The sign was installed after a schoolboy on his bicycle was hit by a speeding driver and died.
Karen refuses to wear a face mask for her 5 minute trip to the supermarket during a pandemic. She harasses the workers, asks to see the manager, and threatens to sue.
Karen complains that her favorite parking spot was replaced by a ramp for wheelchairs. She parks her car in the old spot anyway and shoots a vlog about it.
Kids~*on skateboard*
Karen~OMG I'm calling the cops on yall
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Karen's are addicting. They drive u crazy in love and have you obsessively slander her name because they don't entertain you. You won't stand her authenticity and inner light in a world of haters and fakes. Karen will shine her beautiful light too bright down on the piece of hateful turd you are. She is POWERFUL. Don't overdose on Karen. Karen is the beautiful flame a miserable moth can't stay away from. A Karen will make all mentally ill menses want to hide like pussycats with no balls behind a screen. Karen's will make you waste your life force and time trolling her name all while she eats and sleep good.
I can't stand how Karen gives no f*cks about me. I am mad mad, plies mad!
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A white mom who spoils their kid & thinks they’re the shit. They tend to start unnecessary arguments & share their opinion (that no one agrees with) way to much. She is usually a soccer mom who gets mad when her son doesn’t do well or work hard enough in a game or at practice.
Karen: “Kathy, I hate to break it to you, but my son, John, is way better at soccer than your son, & you know that for a fact so stop cheering for him & acting like he’s good when he really isn’t.”
Karen: *at sons soccer game* “GOOD JOB SON!! YOU’RE A CHAMP! HOW BAD DO YOU WANT THIS WIN??”
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The most beautiful girl ever. She always cares and will help you when your down. She has a pretty smile, amazing eyes and just a really great person. She has nice mid-long hair and always smells really good. Loves to be with friends. She is just a really gorgeous person who is perfect in every way. It isnt easy to make her mad but of you do watch out she always has a friend nearby to whoop an ass. When she does get mad she only wants a bestfriend/boyfriend to comfort her. If you fuck with her, she most likely has a crazy black belted ninja dude ready to flip your ass over or crush your ribs. Everyone wants karen. She is irresistable her curvy body and big boobs already gives you boner thinking about it. If she encounters a problem shell definatly find a way around it
Man have you seen karen i wish i could have her on my lap
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A Karen is a gorgeous, smart, funny, and a loyal, nice friend. She will always be there for you and make time for you even if she doesn’t have the time. The thing about Karen though is that she has the lowest self-esteem and so many insecurities. They think that they are ugly, stupid, and not worth much. But everyone around Karen knows that she is literally stunning and that her insecurities aren’t justified. That she is a literal genius who should be the editor of a really good newspaper. That she has the best sense of humor and can always make anyone laugh. That she has the best taste in food and bubble tea. That she has the CUTEST sense of style. If anyone isn’t friends with a Karen, they are missing out on soo much. Everyone should have a Karen in their life and if they don’t, their life probably sucks. There are people who have ditched Karens as a friend and they regretted it so much and they became friends with a Karen again. Everyone should aspire to be like Karen. She can do anything and she needs to know that she is amazing. If you see a Karen, take the chance to get to know her and tell her she is astounding and breathtaking, because Karens are the best people you’re going to meet.
Guy 1: Who’s that cute girl over there? She seems pretty cool.
Guy 2: Ooh that’s a Karen. Trust me it’s so worth it to be friends with Karens.
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: They are extremely nice, REALLY smart, and are lying if they say they aren’t gorgeous.
Guy 1: Cool! I wish I was a Karen :(
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