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While having sex, you blurt out the name of someone else you want to have sex with more than the current person you are engaged with.
"While having sex with my girlfriend last night, I honest abed and yelled out my ex's name."
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A female human that can actually be trusted to tell you the truth! This usually results from a freak head-injury or an extremely rare genetic anomaly. In the highly unlikely event you ever find one, do your best to keep her because she is rarer than the four-leafed clover and even more valuable than a four-bedroom house in London!
The last girl I slept with told me she was an honest woman because she was thinking of dumping her boyfriend anyway.
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An option to use instead of saying “Let’s be honest,” lesbian honest means that whatever comes after it is going to be straightforward and likely brutal in its honesty, as one would expect a lesbian to say.
Lesbian honest, he is being a straight-up dick to his mom.
Yeah, he’s just being horrible to her right now.
Where you tell your feeling w/ out a filter.
Annie is being blatantly honest because her friends asked for a opinion.
The act of making a comment that, while honest, is completely inappropriate.
Boss to Employee: If you keep on eating like that Cheryl, you aren't gonna fit into your clothes. Turns out that being inappropriately honest is frowned upon in the corporate world.
Golf Course Term.
Most Golf Courses forbid bringing your own beer on the course. They want you to purchase the beer from the Club House or from the beer girl out on the course (which is expensive).
Sneaking your own beer in your golf bag is the norm. But so nobody working there gets suspicious, buy a beer or 2 from the club, aka "honest beer".
-"Hey bro, how many beers you have in your bag?"
-"I have like 12, but here comes the beer wench so we better get a couple honest beers"
lez-bee-on-ist
Origin:
2002-2003; Middle English Lesbi-honeste; (Originally introduced to the English language in late 2002, early 2003, by the semi-famous artist, designer, and illustrator Jay Miles Griffin (Known amoung the art community of the Eastern United States as Griffin-Jay) < Latin Lesbi ( us ) Lesbi-honest (< Greek Lesbihonestus equivalent to lesb-honorable ( os ) lesbeh + -honest adj. suffix) + -ly; (defs. 2, 4) alluding to poet Sappho of Lesbos, whose verse deals largely with her emotional relationship with other women in an honest manner of speaking.
adjective
1. of or pertaining to female inhabitants of Lesbos being honorable in principle, intentions, and actions; upright and fair with the same sex when pertaining to females; an honest lesbian.
2. (usually lowercase) of, pertaining to, or characteristic of female homosexuality in showing uprightness and fairness: Lesbi-honest dealings.
noun
3. a female inhabitant of Lesbos who also happens to enjoy a healthy diet of fur burgers and bearded clams.
4. (usually lowercase) a female homosexual who may or may not be in denial about her desire to ravage Jay M. Griffin's awesometasticabulous meat rocket.
Related forms
lesbi-honest-ly, adverb
lesbi-honest-ness, noun
lesbi-honest-icaly, adverb
Famous Quotes:
"...C'mon Randi, lesbi-honest, you and Sarah sneak into each other's rooms at night and leg wrestle, dont you?..." - Jay M. Griffin 2002
"...Lesbi-honest, the only reason you're not comfortable with me sleeping with her is because you're jealous of my awesometasticabulous penis, and wish that you had one too..." - Jay M. Griffin 2003
"...Alright serisously, lesbi-honest with one another here. You clearly want to trade in your flesh purse for a ride on my awesometasticabulous meat mountain of magical muscle love..." - Jay M. Griffin 2003
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