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A car that gives you the illusion that you're magically going to eliminate pollution and save the earth all by buying a crappy Japanese car for an outrageous price.
"That Toyota Prius is a total piece of shit."
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The greatest machine to ever come out of an automobile plant. It can easily act as a mobster mobile, soccer mom bus, Grandpa's ride or other various applications.
Often times, other companies will design and produce a new car, roll it off the line and simply say "Nope, it's no Avalon, trash it."
While many other cars only last 100,000 miles, the Avalon isn't even broken in at that point. Owners tend to die before an Avalon does.
Rob is almost 40, it's time he gets a Toyota Avalon, so he can be a true Baller.
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Nissan driver: Can you get me unstuck
Toyota Hilux driver: Really again
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A smallish pickup truck built by Toyota. Its superior longitudinally-mounted 3.5-Liter V6 engine allows it to utterly stomp any Chevrolet/GMC, Ford, or Dodge/Ram truck that it may encounter. Its only worthy rival is the Nissan Frontier.
GM Driver: "Did you see that?! That guy's Toyota Tacoma passed me like I was standing still! Also this POS I'm driving blew another head gasket!"
Dodge Driver: "Despite my 100 horsepower advantage, this barge of mine is easy prey for Tacomas because it weighs so damn much."
Ford Driver: "But muh E-co-bewst"
Nissan Driver: "Sweet ride, my dude."
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1. That dickhead who is constantly compelled to pontificate that they are a superior human being, simply because they drive a Toyota Prius.
2. Toyota Motor Company's facade that they strive to save the world, but, in actuality, they plan to conquer it.
Guy 1. "Pardon me, but I must tell you that your Camero's carbon foot-print is horrible, about 10 times that of my"....( clears his throat, strikes a superior pose, looks down his nose at you )..... "Toyota Prius. You are totally destroying the planet"
Guy 2. "Thanks for the info, Mr. Toyota Pious. How about I stick my carbon footprint up your ass?"
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Only the most common car in the U.S. (for about 7 years in a row), not to mention the fact that they're almost always the same colour, leading you to get bloody well confuzzled if you've got one and can't fucking find it in a parking garage because of all the others that look just like it.
I have a Toyota Camry, and it can't go fast or impress anyone, yet it'll get you where you need to go, just as long as you remember where you parked it.
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The mkiv(1993-198)Toyota Supra is considered to be one of the best Japanese imports. It has a 3.0 L inline 6 engine. The 2 engine models are the N/A 2jz-ge and the famed twin turbocharged 2jz-gte which can produce 320HP and go from 0-60 in 4.6 seconds and 1/4 mile in 13.1 seconds at 109 mph. The 2jz-gte engine is known to reach up to 1500HP when tuned. The twin turbos operated in sequential mode instead of the more common parallel mode. It is often compared to the Nissan skyline gt-r.
Rice Tuner- OMG!!!! is that a toyota supra, I've never seen one in person but i heard its awesome...I wanna race it.
Rice Tuner Friend- Whoa Whoa Whoa!!! i wouldnt do that i dont think your little riced out honda can even get close to beating that supra.
Rice Tuner- yeah ur prolly right what was i thinking.
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