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A large trout used for slapping people with in IRC channels. Used for humiliation.
/me slaps (name) around a bit with a large trout
Lulz slaps Lol around a bit with a large trout
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During foreplay with a new woman, the lover decides they want to give a tongue beating on the Ol pussy pink meat. It is best practice to first take a dip in the pool with a finger. One can then take a discreet sniff, to test if the parting of the lips has a good scent. If you forget to check the oil before lapping at it like a dog licking a wound, you may get trout trapped. This poor basturd, genitalia engorged with blood, consumed by a madmans lust to gunk up their tongue with a sopping handful of muff. Like a runaway freight train careening towards a disaster, the fragrance slaps them in the face. As if at 2 am, the dance club lights turn on and you realize the person you have been dancing with all night looks like a meth addict, everything is seen clearly. You have been trout trapped. Before you is a hatchet wound burping out its putrid air, a cesspool churning its swill. Aromas of gutted maggot ridden fish bursting open on a 90 degree day, swamp ass where you sharted but have no way to wipe so you have to sit sweating in your filth, and the musky sweet sweat on a 300 pounder. Being a good person, not wanting to embarrass her, you decide to dive in. Working up several shot glasses of saliva you prepare to give her a pussy bath. Even if there are sticky chunks of cottage cheese you gallantly slurp away the filth. 3 days later when pungent scent still remains on your upper lip. Slowly wafting under your nose even after 20 hot showers, you vow never to be trout trapped again.
Sorry I will stand farther away talking to you, I was trout trapped last night and I can't get rid of her between the meat flaps slim coating on my tongue.
Someone who is fishing for clout, particularly online.
"Linda is starting drama by calling them out publicly. She is such a clout trout"
During doggy style intercourse, the man slips a finger into the butthole at the height of the orgasm, pulling the finger out immediately after, he reaches around to the mouth of the female and hooks her mouth with his poo encrusted finger.
"Hey Mike how come that chick never called you back?"
"Well after I gave her the brown trout I don't think a phone call from her is even a possibility"
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The term used in Baltimore for fried breaded white fish, typically served in a sandwich. Despite its name, most "lake trout" is actually Atlantic whiting, which is neither trout nor from a lake. It is typically served with a number of condiments, such as ketchup and horseradish. Lake trout is an everyday food, and often served in aluminum foil in a paper bag at small take-out establishments.
I'm hungry so I'ma get some lake trout and a half-and-half.
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The inspirational fiction writing fiction character in Kurt Vonnegut Jr.'s fiction stories. Kilgore Trout lived almost his entire life unrecognized by the public, being that he was only published in porn magazines. Eventually though, he was put in the spotlight by the millionaire Eliot Rosewater. It's all documented in the book, Slaughterhouse Five.
I think that the idea that Kilgore Trout existed in fiction stories is much cooler than the fact that you exist in real life.
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When you vigorously slap your hand back and forth between someone's thighs. Typically done while standing.