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Twitter

Probably the stupidest thing since facebook, it allows people do what they already can with facebook and what they can with texting on a cell phone. A basic waste of life for stalkers and creeps who MUST know everything about once or more person.

Person 1-"Hey i just got a twitter"
Person 2-"WTF! Don't you already have a cell phone and a facebook you twatt

by jinxed_007 May 16, 2009

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Twitterable

Things that are worthy of being put up on Twitter.

I just had the most awkward run in with my ex. This is totally twitterable!

by NtiaMoah May 5, 2009

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Twitters

Obamanism for Twitter.

Obama said that both he and visiting Russian President Dmitry Medvedev use the popular social networking program--which he mistakenly referred to as "Twitters," instead of "Twitter.

by rperazag June 25, 2010

32πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


twitterize

The term refers to the need to condense writing down to a precise point that uses as few characters as possible.

That presentation is to long, it needs to be twitterized.

by HurricaneTammy August 27, 2017


Twitter

twitter is another word used for hell.

Person1: Hey person2 is it really true that bad people go to twitter?
Person2: I Go to church a lot so I guess yes.

by Dump2099 December 27, 2022


Twitter

Twitter is a next dark web.Belive me,its really toxic and weird.
Also,NEVER trust twitter links!!
(khm,khm,hounted house,khm khm)

Person A:"I just saw some hardcore porn on twitter link!"

Person B:"This is why i told you not to trust twitter links!!"

by ApyPie February 28, 2022


Twitter

...don’t.

Twitter, You don’t need it to be happy. Trust me.

by Pimpleapps April 27, 2021