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Twitter

Probably the stupidest thing since facebook, it allows people do what they already can with facebook and what they can with texting on a cell phone. A basic waste of life for stalkers and creeps who MUST know everything about once or more person.

Person 1-"Hey i just got a twitter"
Person 2-"WTF! Don't you already have a cell phone and a facebook you twatt

by jinxed_007 May 16, 2009

28πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


Twitterable

Things that are worthy of being put up on Twitter.

I just had the most awkward run in with my ex. This is totally twitterable!

by NtiaMoah May 5, 2009

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Twitters

Obamanism for Twitter.

Obama said that both he and visiting Russian President Dmitry Medvedev use the popular social networking program--which he mistakenly referred to as "Twitters," instead of "Twitter.

by rperazag June 25, 2010

32πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


Twitter

twitter is another word used for hell.

Person1: Hey person2 is it really true that bad people go to twitter?
Person2: I Go to church a lot so I guess yes.

by Dump2099 December 27, 2022


Twitter

Twitter is a next dark web.Belive me,its really toxic and weird.
Also,NEVER trust twitter links!!
(khm,khm,hounted house,khm khm)

Person A:"I just saw some hardcore porn on twitter link!"

Person B:"This is why i told you not to trust twitter links!!"

by ApyPie February 28, 2022


Twitter

...don’t.

Twitter, You don’t need it to be happy. Trust me.

by Pimpleapps April 27, 2021


twitter

A social media device or "app" that is so occurently popular that even America's modern presidents use it

twitter is used by the prez

by Broben5 January 1, 2018