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Best game. Ultimate players play for the love of the game.
Dad: Where were you?
Me: Playing ultimate frisbee.
Dad: Who won?
Me: Nobody, we play for the fun of it...
Dad: Weird.
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A good looking gay friend who helps you meet the ladies!
Chris is the ultimate wingman he helps me get so much pussy!
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5 feet high and 3 feet wide, no ones ever eaten the whole thing and survived. Comes with a bucket with ranch on the side. It's taste could drive a lesser man insane, it's made from 30,000 separate grains. It was made by a demon in his kitchen of pain. A shit ton of chicken, a dick load of ham, one explosion of clams, time to fuck her with yams. Now just add Panther, bear meat, and duck, and you got a sandwich that I'd like to fuck... I mean eat.
The ultimate sandwich uses weapons grade ham, to awaken your passion and make you feel like a man.
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The point where someone or something gets so owned, nothing can be done. For instance, when something dies.
Ultimate ownage = Hussein being hanged.
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Ultimate GFE (Girl Friend Experience)--when a prostitute behaves like her client's girlfriend in bed. A "regular" GFE experience will necessarily include kissing (both Light French and Deep French kissing), cuddling, and a generally unrushed experience. Ultimate GFE adds to this full and complete bareback sex (both oral and vaginal), much as one would do with one's girlfriend. An Ultimate GFE, in bed, is therefore completely indistinguishable from being with one's girlfriend.
"Dude, that chick I picked up on TER gave me an ultimate GFE experience...even got to cream inside of her."
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An ultimate chiller is an individual that is capable of being true to him/herself in any social, political, or cultural environment. At this personal level of understanding, an ultimate chiller has great appreciation for diversity and is perfectly okay existing with others that do not share similar beliefs.
America needs more ultimate chillers in order to create an environment of love, acceptance, and peace in todayโs political and cultural climate.
Ultimate historian is the title for anyone who will be able to achieve the finale goal of all who study history:
ability to predict the future based on knowledge of the past.
finally! I did it! I became the Ultimate historian, now I know how to make my country great again!