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One of the edgiest, dankest memelords of today’s society. Residing in the far off land of maple syrup. (Also known as Canada) he regularly makes and posts memes from the luxury of his parent’s basement.
Did you see that Trayvon Vert post yesterday?
Yeah man, he beats all the shitty normie accounts by far.
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A true goat that barely releases music. He is 5'4 but when he stands on his money he is 6'6. And when he hits her once shes dismissed. He can't fuck her sister so he made her lick dick. He is the greatest rapper of all time. All of his friends are dead so push him to the edge. He runs away on nardwuar interviews.
Omg is that Lil uzi vert, that guy is the greatest rapper I know. I heard he is 5'4, but when he stands on his money he is 6'6.
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A savage ass up-and-coming rapper from Philadelphia who's hair is just like most black male GTA Online characters'. This nigga reads Scott Pilgrim, listens to Metallica, Marilyn Manson, and Korn. In his music video "Money Longer", he dresses like that boul from Yo Gabba Gabba and saves some jawn that's suppose to be a black version of Ramona Flowers from some kidnappers. This nigga out there but his songs can get you some mad pussy. For real fuck Netflix. If you play his song "Right Now" while you're chillin w/ a bad jawn, she'll immediately bounce on your cock like a fuckin trampoline my nigga. For real this mofuckas responsible for virginities getting lost out here my nigga. There's something about his music that makes bitches thirsty for some dick. Check his shit out.
I played some Lil Uzi Vert the other day when I was wit my side jawn and her pussy juice flooded the whole crib.
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The Swedish Chef coined translation of W.T.F., appropriate for incognito cursing around small children, marionettes, puppets or on television. It’s use is frowned upon in IKEA where Swedish vernacular is commonplace.
IKEA: “we’re ert of der meatballs.”
Me: “Vert der Ferk! You think I’m here for furniture?”
IKEA: “gert ert.”
State trooper holding shampoo type nig
Aw shit xo trayvon vert on the left bust a nut kid
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NOT a mumble rapper- in fact, a really good rapper!!
HE IS NOT A MUMBLE RAPPER
In a sentence it would be: Lil Uzi Vert IS NOT A MUMBLE RAPPER.
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A mainstream musician that has many records/labels signed to his name. He calls himself a "rockstar" and produces music to a mass audience.
Lil Uzi Vert has quite a lot of racks.
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