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A difficult situation that one experienced that is "sort of" as traumatic and harrowing as fighting in a long and brutal war.
I'm just amazed by the dedication, asceticism, and above all selfless bravery, our president displayed as he overcame his clearly debilitating bone spurs in order to serve himself in his personal Vietnam! Now we will all observe a moment of silence to show our gratefulness that our dear leader was spared the ravages of that war so that he could serve himself as our President.
I also want to thank our President for taking the time to make us aware of John McCain's college class rank. Now we would like to humbly beg our dear leader to consider allowing us to witness his great wisdom by lifting the threat of legal action against his own colleges so they can confirm the superiority of his intellect over that of a dead war hero. I can't wait to show my friends who keep calling him a moron!!
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-A good war that was justly fought and justly started. America was right for so-called by dumbass hippies "sticking its nose where it shouldnt have been". America did lose the war but only because a lot of the troops in the war were not motivated and all the media and politics were against the war and troops because they couldn't stand a good war that was started for the cause of justice.
I'm sorry Jane Fonda and John Kerry and others like you for offending you...maybe you should go to a different country if you don't care about America as much as you say you do. :) GOOD RIDANCE ONCE YOU DO LEAVE.
The Vietnam war was a good war, even though dumb hippies couldn't accept justice in their dictionary, the war was a good start to having a more safer world.
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Imagine the American Revolutionary War but instead of 'Murica farmers with outdated technology against those almighty British Empire, it's basically inferior Asian rice farmers against salty 'Murica patriots who didn't win the Korean War but they get more salty after dropping from the War. Since America dropped from the war, did North Vietnam beat South Vietnam or Vietnam beat America?
Aw man! Can't believe the China Vietnam War'ed Hong Kong protesters, can't see what happen next!
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When you go down to eat out a girls strange, and get a flashback of a previous encounter with the hairiest pussy you ever saw, much like the dense brush of the jungles in Vietnam.
Yo Morgan what'd you end up doing last night with that Tess girl?
Man I went in to tame her and got a Vietnam flashback of my ex's gape!
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the face when having a bad time
Guy 1: dude whats with your face? It looks like a Vietnam Flashback
Guy 2: well my Dog Died
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Used as emphasis when telling a story where you are being chased or have to evade people. Usaully used by a person of Asian descent.
All of a sudden the cops rolled up and every just started runnin everywhere and hiding all over! It was like fuckin Vietnam!
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A Vietnam Coma is when you have too many Vietnam Flashbacks at once and you than undergo what top researchers call, The Vietnam Coma. Constant reminder of when your best buddies, back in NAM, walk up into the trench and than getting blown up by a land mine that was thrown by those darn soldiers.
Guy 1: Hey, can Guy 3 come out and get drinks with us?
Guy 2: Nah dude, Guy 3 is in a Vietnam Coma.
Guy 1: Oh jesus dude, what happened?
Guy 2: Got reminded of his platoon getting blown up, by a land mine.
Guy 1: I am so sorry.
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