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Something you buy for a person to make them forget things.
Person 1: "You know what you should get them, Drugstore Vodka."
Person 2: "I love a gift that makes someone say, 'Where am I? What happened?'"
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An extremely cheap vodka that can be found in eastern Virginia. It's the vodka for the poor man with discriminating tastes. Mixes great with all juices.
"Dude, we need some good booze but I don't have any money."
"It's cool man, I've got $13, I'll get us some bowman's."
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A very cheap type of vodka that is normally purchased by/purchased for under aged kids or college students. It is 80 proof.
I only have 15 bucks and wanna get fucked up, I'll get a bottle of vladimir vodka.
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A mixture of any cheap vodka and Powerade. Making a cheap mix that looks non-alcoholic.
Hey guy's I snuck in a bottle of vodka-raid, want some?
Comparable to a beer gut, a vodka pooch is a small roll of fat gained at the bottom of a 16 year old girls stomach after many weekends of binge drinking.
Joe- "Man check out how hot she is."
Steve- "Yeah, but check out that vodka pooch"
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A game of drinking chance involving one or more people, where a bartender fills a number of shot glasses with either vodka or water equal to the number of participants. The bartender then distributes the glasses among the players and not knowing whether they have water or vodka they drink at the same time. (e.g. 6 players – 5 shots of water and one shot of vodka or 1 shot of water and 5 shots of vodka, etc...)
Hey, come over to my place tonight, I am inviting a group over and we might play vodka roulette.
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The female counterpart to whiskey dick. Although one's vagina may not have any physical problems having sex (in the simplest sense) after consuming a lot of alcohol, a chick may experience reduced sensation and difficulty orgasming.
He came like 2x but I had freaking vodka vadge. It just wasn't happening.