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verb. When you take a long hard shit, freeze it, shove it into your girlfriend's vagina while she is on her period, remove it, ejaculate on it, then freeze it again. Remove this period blood cum covered shit from the freezer and serve it for dinner to your in-laws at the next holiday dinner, preferably Christmas dinner.
I don't think I left a good impression on my girlfriends parents when I did the Whomping Melvin
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To fuck a woman. Literally to smack ones balls on her pussy while you deep dick her.
Also used to describe something as fun or worthwhile.
Man that was some good chomping, pussy whomping fun!
He whomped her pussy!
Hey girl, you up for some pussy whomping?
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equivilent of mushroom stamp/slap.
to leave the print of your penis on a chick's face by whomping your cock on them.
Brian leaves his mark on the ladies after he busts out his big cock and dilly whomps each cheek.
A voracious sex act in which the male sticks his dick and hands into the vagina, and then masturbates, leaving something looser than Spanish drug law
Person 1: you know when you went to the pisser the other night when we was watchin telly with your mum?
Person 2: yeah?
Person 1: she’s bloody done the whomping willow
When a girl shits on a guys dick during anal then he dilly whomps her with his shit covered dick as a punishment
Kate shit on me so i Shitty Whomped her
The act of a boyfriend cupping his lips somewhere on you (probably your face) and slobbering while saying "whomp!"
Usually followed by saying "ew! no whomping!"
"whomp!"
"ew! you slobbered all over my face!! no whomping!"
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