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Former 3rd Baseman for the Boston Red Sox, New York Yankees, and Tampa Bay Devil Days.
Accumulated 3,000 career hits; had over 200 in 9 consecutive; drank 64 beers on a cross-country flight.
Wade Boggs drank 64 beers on a cross-country flight.
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-To be belligerently drunk, but still completely functional, while hitting on anything with a heartbeat.
-To be obliterated.
-Being wasted while everyone enjoys your charming and enticing embrace presence.
-Applicable to any day of the week, one must be blacked out.
Bro 1: Hey Bro what's that guy doing?
Bro 2: Oh man he is really Waded Out. He hit on every girl here and they enjoy it!
Bro 1: I want to be Waded Out!
Bro 2: Then stop talking and beer bong this Vodka.
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When your friend that used to be fun to hang out with but who's shit is now fully owned by the "man", actually hangs out with you again and does hilarious shit like he used to do.
Everyone at the party was wasted and it was funny as shit because old-wade was out and shut the place down.
I wish he would stop being such a pussy and act like old-wade.
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Alternate word for weed, birthed in Geneva, IL. Users forget that Dwayne Wade was actually a person because it is used so frequently in place of marijuana.
Claw: I balled with Dwayne Wade so much last week.
Brooke: Clay, shut up.
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Pull a wade or pulling a wade is where you are weird and that makes you a wade.
Hey guys let's play fortnite-jorge
That's weird and im wade-noel
I like green-jeff
Careful you'll pull a wade-tylor
I am in love with him, I'll give you that.
Deadpool. I'm talking about Deadpool. I love Wade Wilson.
Friend: why . . . . How . . . .. Wade? Wade Wilson??? How?????? 6 pack Freddie Krueger headass
Me: LOOK AT HIM HES DO WONDERFUL I FUCKING LOVE HIM SO MUCH I LOVE WADE WILSON I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM
Usually my friends stop talking to me after I announce this but I've still got a few kicking around