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A place where four people have been killed by a local PUBG player.
Did you hear about the WAFFLE HOUSE shooting?
Shitting on a laptop keyboard and closing it.
I waffle housed that laptop. Next time remember your password
Slang term for a typical white high school basketball player. Could be found going fishing in his free time. Probably is named Jack.
"That Woodson player is such a Waffle House"
"Waffle House is driving me to school today"
The Waffle House is a powerful eldritch monster which is said to have infinite power and knowledge. To contain it the Waffle House must gain a new host a being chosen to contain it's power and share its goods and knowledge with the words. The ritual to find the New Host comes every 1000 years.
Child: Grandpa bro did you feel that wave and what's that bright red beam shoot in the sky
Grandpa: Ah yes, the Waffle House has found it's new host
when you feel like only eating breakfast food
it wears off after eating but in some cases it can be long lasting, peranant, or fatal
i got waffle house syndrome right now