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The use of console commands, in the place of insults
A: Asswipe, Command+D for Dumbass
B: Dude stop with the Wagnerism
To become wagnerized, one must be male, and have no money, but always buying things one can't afford anyway. Usually racking up huge amounts of debts, and borrowing money from other people. This person also usually goes through jobs fast, being fired for being either constantly late or gross incompetence. You cannot pay people back for long periods of time, and when you do write a check, it will either bounce or be returned to them. If you go out, your card will be declined often. In any of these social situations, you will make up fantastic stories about why you are broke, or your credit card does not work. They are always obviously false, but the wagnerized one ALWAYS sticks to his story, no matter what!
Secondly, one must develop unhealthy obsessions with various females, and to constantly talk about the current obsession to everyone he knows. In actuality, there is no relationship whatsoever to the victim, she is merely an attractive young girl who is unfortunately being stalked. Usually, when the girl is made aware, she never interacts with the wagnerized individual again, even though he swears up and down that she was a "bitch" or something else that is actually false. It is always the wagnerized ones fault, regardless of what he says.
Also, if you are wagnerized, you will constantly speak poorly of people, but only when they are not around, for in actuality, you are very very afraid of confrontations, and would never say anything disparaging to someones face. You also must deny any wrongdoing should several people get together and realize the behind the back talking that has occurred.
Kid 1: "You ever gonna pay me back or what?"
Kid 2: "What, you think I've been wagnerized or something"
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Girl: "This guy at the bar has to be wagnerized, he's always here trying to talk to me, and saying how we're friends"
(Shnizle Wagner)- A rare used words to describe that u just fucked someone for a good amount of time then had dinner with their family and never spoke to the person u just banged and never ever again
Tyler- Yo this girl from beach and i met at the water park and hung out and ended up going to her house at the crack of don while her whole family is in the living room watching tv in the other room while u and this hot ass chick are going to her room and yall just fucking outragesly causing the room to shake meanwhile after u have dinner with that bitches family while u give her a kiss goodbye and move to mexico and never speak to that hoe again.
Willy dickle- Damn might need to shizle wagner this girl i met at the beach
(Shnizle Wagner)- A rare used words to describe that u just fucked someone for a good amount of time then had dinner with their family and never spoke to the person u just banged and never ever again
the hottest, most perfect man you'll ever meet.
Anon: wow is that a GALE-WAGNER
Random dude: psh... he's not that cool
Anon: SO IS, ITS SUCH A COOL LAST NAME
The most Hottest girl you've ever seen! She's loyal, kind, with a cute face and perfect body. Everyone wants to date her. She's the perfect girl! But she has a boyfriend and his name starts with an A. Oh yeah she has nice legs, (preferably because she plays a couple sports) And if you have a Bree wagner in your life, keep her!
Damn, I wish my girl was like Bree Wagner!
A pimp a Mack daddy looking for the dollar at 14 he bought a 64’ impala!!
Gary motherfuckin Wagner drove up in his 64’ impala!
a filthy skreb lord who tips his fedora and says "m'lady" but gets rejected by his waifu pillow. is a god in minecraft though.
"dang, casey wagner is a PLEB"