skreb

Skreb can mean two things

i) A young pikey, townie, scally or chav. Usually aged between 10-14 years, they often ask questions such as 'Do you think you're hard?' and threaten to 'get me brother on you'.

ii) To spit, usually involving mucus.

i) Look at that Skreb, what an idiot.

ii) I just hocked a skreb on the pavement.

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skreb

A socially regressive term that occurs when one person in a friendship with another person sees the other person make a mistake, but is too afraid to call them out in any sort of lighthearted criticism for fear of a loss of friendship.

The term has an addictive characteristic in how the word sounds somewhat silly or cool, and therefore is used in repetition even by people who have a disdain for the word itself.

So, essentially, if you are a fan of this word, you're a skreb.

P1: dangit how did i miss that layup, i wasn't even being guarded

P2: ur such a skreb, just kidding just kidding just kidding

P1: you can be honest man

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Skreb End

The remains of a discarded cigarette with at least 10% left unsmoked. Often found down on the park, stained with urine or white lightning.

Sometimes, desperate or trampy people may spark up a skreb end and finish it off. With any luck, they will die of dysentery as a result.

'You know what you two need?'

?

'A Piss stained SKREB END!'