Week Nine

The ninth week of the year in which the Stockholm 6th forms or "gymnasium's" have their half term holiday. In this week long break, many of these gymnasium's hold ski trips to the alps in order to experience the superior skiing experience available. This term was made popular by male seasonairs throughout the alps who look forward to the ninth week of every new year because of the inevitable influx of beautiful, blonde and drunk 18 year old Swedish girls.

"What was your highlight of your season at the Moris?"
"I'd probably have to say the 3 Swedes in a dungeon night of week nine"
"Week nine? Ayyyyyyyyy Ohhhhhh!!"

Hate Week

Pre Menstrual Syndrome. The week before your menstrual cycle begins wherein a woman celebrates the grand tradition of hate.

"I didn't mean to make them all cry but fuck it it's hate week"

Taint Week

New Years Eve is the ass end of the year and Xmas is where the goodies are. So the time between is the taint.

I am going on vacation during taint week, because Xmas is over and New Years is coming.

Rush week

the period of time when a frat or sorority tries to get you to pledge.

Nice it's rush week. Lets get drunk.

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thomson week

when one has a lot of sexual intercourse in one week

"shit i had so much sex last week! i had a thomson week"

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Shark Week

The week during which a woman has her period. There will be blood, an uncomfortable sense of tension and a bad tempered, unpredictable beast.

Take heed during shark week. If you show signs of weakness or aggression, you will be attacked. If you get attacked, it will be all your fault, infinitely more traumatic for her and you'll never be allowed to forget it.

Man 1-"Why is your wife glaring at you from the window?"
Man 2-"Shark week. She's looking for an excuse to strike"

Man 1-"Pub?"
Man 2-"Hell yes."

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Shart Week

A week dedicated to those individuals that fart “and a little shit comes out.” The reason this week is chosen is because it is synonymous with the popular “Shark Week.” Since these animals are deadly and terrifying, the average viewer will have a buildup of fright and feces, causing them to shart instead of fart. Although a shart will always put an individual in a conundrum, on this week that person can let it all go as it is documented in all of it’s shit filled glory.

I went over to Walter’s house to watch the annual Shark Week, and as the sharks came too close for comfort, it unfortunately became Shart Week.

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