A bae who is a long distance partner
I'm going to see my wifi wifey this weekend
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shitty wifi is the equivalent of hell for many people in our society
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A person who has been to many friends and family homes and has obtained the WiFi password for their own personal gain, however awkward the initial request for the password was.
Person 1: Damn, I haven't got any data reception...
Person 2: Hey guys, check this out on the internet...
Person 1: How did you get data reception in here?
Person 2: I've got the WiFi password obviously...
Person 3: *leans in* Yep, Luke is a real WiFi Slut!
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When a girl is on wifi all the time and double taping your pics
*double taps pic*
Your my wifi wifey babe
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A wifi wifey is a sneeky little internet fused connection with someone! It's like married on Facebook but not in reality, that's a wifi wifey ;) it is also used a lot for affairs and cheats!! Basterds lol? But other than that it can just be two happy people that love each other who talk over social media a lot xxxxx wifi wifeys
Hey wifi wifey love you!
Do you double tap like me, when I'm on the road you can Skype me, I'll follow if you follow me back, coz your my wifi wifey!!!!!!
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A broke bitch whose only communication is through wifi
Valarie is such a broke wifi hoe
Having a slow and shitty wifi connection. Used because Walmart is shitty and cheap. Cheap wifi=slow wifi.
"Damn, look at all this lag!"
"Walmart wifi!!!"