Wifi Wifey

A bae who is a long distance partner

I'm going to see my wifi wifey this weekend

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shitty wifi

Hell for internet addicts

shitty wifi is the equivalent of hell for many people in our society

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WiFi Slut

A person who has been to many friends and family homes and has obtained the WiFi password for their own personal gain, however awkward the initial request for the password was.

Person 1: Damn, I haven't got any data reception...

Person 2: Hey guys, check this out on the internet...

Person 1: How did you get data reception in here?

Person 2: I've got the WiFi password obviously...

Person 3: *leans in* Yep, Luke is a real WiFi Slut!

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wifi wifey

When a girl is on wifi all the time and double taping your pics

*double taps pic*
Your my wifi wifey babe

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Wifi wifey

A wifi wifey is a sneeky little internet fused connection with someone! It's like married on Facebook but not in reality, that's a wifi wifey ;) it is also used a lot for affairs and cheats!! Basterds lol? But other than that it can just be two happy people that love each other who talk over social media a lot xxxxx wifi wifeys

Hey wifi wifey love you!
Do you double tap like me, when I'm on the road you can Skype me, I'll follow if you follow me back, coz your my wifi wifey!!!!!!

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Wifi hoe

A broke bitch whose only communication is through wifi

Valarie is such a broke wifi hoe

Wifi Password

The enchantment table language on the back of the router.

Person 1: Hey bro what's the wifi password?

Person 2: ̇/⋮↸ꖌ∴リᓵ𝙹ᓭ⍑↸ᓭꖌ↸⍑ᓭ𝙹リᓵꖌᓭ⍑↸ꖌᓭ╎ᓭꖌ ̇/𝙹ᒷリ↸ꖌ↸⋮↸ꖌ𝙹↸⍑ᓭ𝙹ᒷリ ̇/!¡∴⚍⎓ᒲᓭo↸⍑ ̇/∴𝙹リ↸ᓭ𝙹4ᓭ⍑ᒷ𝙹↸⍑ᓭꖎ∷リ ̇/𝙹3⍑ ̇/𝙹ᒷ⚍⋮𝙹⚍ᓭʖ𝙹⨅⍑ᓭ𝙹ᔑ⋮ꖌ⋮.

Person 1: ...Nevermind then.