How far?

How's it going? Or what's new?
Origin, Nigeria West Africa

Hey, how far? Nothing much.

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How's it hanging?

How are you? or What's up?

It refers to a guy's external organs of reproduction. The answer should therefore be based on whether or not they are comfortably positioned in the undergarments.

"How's it hanging?"
"I'm fine, thanks! I just got out of the closet, finally I can express my true self instead of living a lie!"

or

"How's it hanging?"
"Long and loose and full of juice!"

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ding how

1. Very good, the best, or more literally, top good. Americanized version of Chinese phrase, ding hao. A sentence onto itself. aka Thumbs up!

2. Fine! An expression about you or someone, and even more relevant if something SE Asian is involved (seeing references to Mandarin, Cantonese, pinyin languages).

3. The best (again): NUMBER ONE!

4. Good luck. Used upon embarking on a dangerous mission, often in war stories.

1. This was one very fine lunch. Ding how!

2. How are you? Ding hao (I am fine.)

3. What did you think of that winning quarterback on Monday? DING HOW!

4. If you're going to take that class, Ding how (to you)!

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How mental is that?

A QUESTION WHOSE PURPOSE IS NOT TO GET AN ANSWER, BUT TO EXPRESS BEFUDDLEMENT (bafflement, bemusement, bewilderment, mystification, obfuscation, puzzlement
confusedness, disarray, mental confusion, muddiness, confusion - a mental state characterized by a lack of clear and orderly thought and behavior; "a confusion of impressions") IN THE FACE OF OUTRAGEOUS (Grossly offensive to decency or morality. Being well beyond the bounds of good taste: outrageous epithets. Having no regard for morality.Violent or unrestrained in temperament or behavior.) BEHAVIOR.

How mental is that?... BP (British Petroleum) says they have no responsibility for the oil spill disaster.

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how cool

means anything thats Not cool or something thats Really cool

how cool, I just got fired for my job: (not cool)

I just found 20dollars, how cool: (really cool)

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How Doo

A greeting used by people in the north of England, predominantely good ol' Yorkshire. It is used instead of the words "how do you do" and can also be a reply to itself.

e.g.1 - Seth: "How doo?"
Eric: "Not s'bad lad n ursen?"

e.g.2 - Seth: "How doo"
Eric: "How doo"

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how about

the term you used before every command when you were younger to make it seem like you weren't the belligerent bully you were.

Mia: we can play together!
Mary: how about no.

Mia: ok.