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verb. the act of discarding a carcass of a recent nuisance kill in the woods near the back forty. i.e. an opposum that was eating your cat's food, wild dog that was eat your chickens, stray tom cat that was pissing on your back door, coyote, etc.
Animal control "old school country style".
Hold on a minute Man, I'm woodsing a 'yote I slammed that was after my chick'ns.
a nickname for the country star Carrie Underwood. most commonly used by her obsessive fans. quite often used in sexually suggestive sentences.
I'd put my wood under Carrie!
The Wood owns.
fast food or food that you ate that wasn't very good but you consumed it because you were hungry
McDonald's food used to be good when i was a kid but when i got older i realized that it was some wood.