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When a shit comes out so cleanly no wipe is required
Guy 1: Well that was quick
Guy 2: Well it was a clean wiper
A dump that starts firm and well formed and it ends up feeling like soft serve ice cream at the end without the coldness. While it may not be literally 40, it feels like it and it usually results in a slightly chafed balloon knot at the end when finally clean.
I told everyone I'd be back in a minute because I thought it would be a quick drop off at the pool, it ended up being more like 20 minutes as it was a 40 wiper.
A signature dance move to be performed at any and every occasion where a dance floor is made available (i.e. weddings, brisks, funerals, etc). The hands are put up and waved back and forth similar to windshield wipers.
Dude! Dynamite just came on the radio! Do the windshield wiper!
Awww man! Look at that hot chick by the wedding cake doing the windshield wiper.
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When wiping your behind and upon inspecting the paper it is clean. Usually accompanied with a Phantom Poo
just been to the office, was a Self Wiper, less admin.
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1. a stupid person or a person who makes bad decisions, especially a girl
2. a girl who smells particularly bad for not apparent reason
Jaznisha, why do you keep trying to hook all my friends? You're such a forward wiper!
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