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A worthless, chaotic and downright useless source for information. A breeding ground for thirteen year olds, whiny crybabies on both sides of the political spectrum and arrogant, supercilious nimrods who think they’re the peak of human brilliance because they’ve answered enough questions to be on “Level 90” or some such number even though such an achievement requires the right quantity–not quality–of their answers.
While it is not without its flaws, Quora is a much better website to turn to for answers to your questions. Yahoo Answers can hang.
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The website people use if they have low self esteem and want to bitch about it to people willing to listen to them on the internet.
Person Bitching on Yahoo Answers: OMG SOMEONE HELP ME I HAVE THIS PROBLEM WHERE I THROW UP WHENEVER I EAT LARGE PORTIONS OF FOOD AND I THINK I MIGHT DIE FROM THIS PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!!
Person Answering Question: Grow some balls and man up no one gives a shit. n00b.
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BAD THINGS HAPPENING TO THE INTERNET!
The Yahoo Apocalypse has started be aware that people aren't as interested as answering your questions like they used to. Be very aware sport, your becoming less important to the public. It's because of the pigeons that this whole mess started. Now I don't quite understand the problem, really nothing to worry about everything is gonna be fine, yes yes don't fear it's just the fact that your now less important to me. That's right I don't care what questions you have.
Yeah now you feel sad, now you and a bunch of other people have just tasted the Apocalypse, that the pigeons have started. Yes I'm talking about those demons that don't fly away when your near them, that's simply because they don't fear us. Now don't go blaming yahoo...I can't afford to get sued. Its the pigeons that you should blame! We will all die if we don't stand up and say NO MORE, I'm not gonna sit there while you walk around me corrupting my internet, NO SIR!
PLEASE! won't you come stand with me because in front of those covered in pigeon poo cars will be me. Yes I'm not a stranger, no I don't mean any danger, and yes I want to be a Texas ranger. So get up now, yes you with the key board but down your mouse, stop doing your paper work and spend some time with your kids. The Apocalypse is coming baby! I just want you to be ready, yes you in the blue shirt your my closest friend...
The Protector Is Here No need To Fear
sources:Me...you couldn't get this anywhere else
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1. A person who acts like a whore on Yahoo
2. A person who "whores themselves" by trying to sing, rap, boast, etc. on yahoo in hopes of getting social approval
Bill: Did you notice that bitch kelly on yahoo?
Ben: Yeah she was acting like a real bobby. What a yahoo whore!
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A customer support person that works at Yahoo
Fuck you, Yahoo Bitch!
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We don't speak of him here.
He can teleport to you in a matter of seconds.
With his secret technique, he is almost everywhere.
His speed is unmatched
If you hear an "Yahoo" it's over.
His name is M-YAHOOOOOO! *BANG
*Thud
Thank you so much for to playing my game!
YAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOO!
Person 1: We do not speak of the Yahoo Man.
Person 2: Who is he?
Person 1: Ok i will whisper it to you. His name is M-YAHOOOOOO! *BANG *BANG
*Thud
*Thud
Buh-Bye.
YAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOO!
A website which has been shut down as of today, May 4th, 2021, ending the amount of trolls that used the website. Maybe you miss it, maybe you don't. Be grateful that there are alternatives to Yahoo! Answers.
Below are some examples of questions that a Yahoo! Answers troll might have posted:
Example #1: "How do I live in North Korea?"
Example #2: "Why is the sky blue during day time and black during night time?"
Example #3: "Why did my grandma poop on the toilet?"