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Some people think that the whole purpose behind the Barney show was to make kids do drugs and drink beer. Before airing the show, the guy in the suit would go out and buy a 6 pack of beer. And while singing the Barney I Love You song he would dump the crack down the hole. It turned out like this:
“I Love You”
glug glug glug
You love me
glug glug glug
we are friends---
And when he came to that line a chemical reaction in his damned stomach would go off and his eyes would bulge practically out and hysterrically say “10...9. 8. 7... 6.. 5...4 oh god...3...2.2....1! AWK! and explode and blow up into the sky like a fricken screwer. When his blood splattered all over the ground, the kids said , ew nasty. Hey guys barney left us some fricken beer! lets drink it and get high! And sadly the same thing happened to them except they didnt blow up and later in their lives they were hobos and carrying signs saying Can I screw Barney pleez and make him horny to get revenge for blowing up?
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The only good Bush in the White House, Dubya's Scottish Terrier. Was born in New Jersey by Christine Todd Whitman's scotties.
"Barney is the only good Bush. The only time he lies is when he goes to sleep."
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"dude, i'm picking up a some barney this weekend."
"awesome, we're gonna get baked"
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Barney is the best name ever.
If u know someone called barney they are from heaven.
Barney: hey
Random guy: (starts bowing to him)
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Mocking; hopefully offensive name used for gamers playing the Vanu Sovereignty empire in the MMO game Planetside. Vanu soldiers are dressed in purple.
Stinkin' barneys are at it again, hacking our bases. I hate those spammers.
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An absolute star. A gorgeous gorgeous boy. Always cheerful and cheeky, and looking for fun. Always makes you smile and is so easy to love.
Barney, Ive had so many amazing memories with you. Everyone who met you loved you. If anyone says a bad word against you, they didnt know you and didnt deserve to know you. Because baby, you were the best thing that ever happened to my life and believe me when I say this, I love you. And I always will, ok? I knew it couldnt last forever, but when I said goodbye that last time, it broke my heart, and it will never heal properly now your not here. Please never forget me. I'll never ever ever forget you babe. I love you tonnes. Miss you so much my amazing baby boy.
Till my dying day I will remember all the good times we had. I wont delete the photos, or the poems I wrote for you. I love you. I always will Barney.
The best thing in the world. If you are ever lucky enough to meet him, remember the times you spent with him. Because you'll never find someone quite like Barney ever again. I can promise you that.
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A scary purple faggot that hangs around the children’s playground, he is usually seen taking children away in his big purple van while maniacally screaming his famous phrase
Little billy bob: Ahhhhh let go of me
Barney: I LOVE YOU, YOU LOVE ME, WE GO IN BIG PURPLE VAN NOW MUAHAHHAHA
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