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a set of fairly entertaining books that somehow have taken over the world, firmly ensconced themselves in the minds of teenagers, adults, and innocent children alike, and have generated millions of dollars through mass public hysteria.
Kid: I went to get Harry Potter last night at midnight!!
Other Kid: Harry Potter makes me cry because of its dark murders and battle scenes.
Kid: Loser.
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An overly loved book series written with poor grammar with a seemingly limited vocabulary and infinitesimal prose.
The books whilst excellent in their scope and magnificent in their content have no regard for canon, nor respect for the English language.
Fan 1: If you don’t like Harry Potter you’re illiterate...
Ex-fan: I don’t anymore because I am literate and all my own writing is compared to that of JK Rowling.
Fan 2: JK Rowling is an excellent writer.
Ex-Fan: Tell that to the pandering Ret-cons, the lack of regard for canon and the only other book she wrote... Oh you didn’t know she wrote another book under a different pen name which flopped more spectacularly than a fat man diving belly first onto a pool of Jelly.
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A Harry potter is only 4 men it means when a guy has to take a shit that has a hairy ass, as the poop comes out your ass it gently brushes the hair around your asshole and goes into the potter aka shitter crapper toilet
Man I got to go take a Harry potter
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THE BEST THING IN THE UNIVERSE
If you don't like Harry Potter then don't associate with other people. You deserve to be isolated from the rest of the human race.
"OMG HARRY POTTER IS THE BEST"
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A majik, emo child who is particularly good looking and has a wicked english accent.
Harry Potter is extremely emo.
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Protaganist of a best-selling series of books by JK Rowling. It deals with the his adventures in an alternate universe where magic exists. He fights against the bad guy Voldemort, who killed his parents and wishes to annhilate all the Muggles(i.e- non-magic poeple). Often described as "kiddy books", they are actually very, very well written. The plot is intriguing and quite insightful. It can be read by both kids and adults as it appeals to the two factions on different levels. While most kids think the magic and the fairytale-like aspects are cool, adults can appreciate and relate to the many moralistic debates it brings up.
The movies are complete shite though and rather painful to watch, though. So let's not even go there.
Harry Potter is a best-selling series of books by JK Rowling. And with good reason! Go read them!
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A series about a boy wizard and the sexual tension between him and his enemy Draco Malfoy and is the easiest to write slash about.
Draco Malfoy is obviously in love with Harry Potter and don't you deny it.
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