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Jon

Jon, without a h, is the best man a girl or friend can have. He's sweet, funny, smart, loyal, sexy, and just amazing. He's not the cheating kind. He will never hurt you on purpose. He loves comic books and knows everything there is to know about them. He's a very hard worker, and loves his job, and gives it his all. He is the very best friend you can have on your side. Has your back 100 if he says he does. Almost always tells the truth, even if it's ugly. When drinking he is overly confident, and angry, don't cross him if he's drinking, he will beat you up. Has a wonderful heart, and is always helpful. If you get a Jon your life, keep him, he will treat you right, be loyal, and committed.

Jon is the best lover and friend, ever.

by Unicornfartsandfairydust April 12, 2020

3πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Jon

Jon is the kindest, most compassionate, caring, understanding, funny, loving, goofy, cute person you'll ever meet. He has the most gorgeous, white, pearly smile, that is so contagious, within a matter of seconds you'll be smiling too. He is physically very cute, with beautiful brown eyes, big dimples, tan skin and very tall. He is very affectionate vocally and gives the best cuddles and kisses, that make you feel so loved. He has the most amazing heart someone could ever have and is always determined to do his best. He is someone who is very understanding and wishes everyone the best in any circumstance. He is a family orientated person who is a mamma's boy. His goofiness is adorable and you will constantly have fun. He is very accepting and you never feel like you need to change your personality for him. He has the best sense of humour and will continue to make you laugh. He never wants you to feel down and will always check up on you too make sure you feel happy and safe. He is an amazing boyfriend who is charming and loving.

Jon will never fail to amaze you!

by Starstar_05 September 7, 2020

3πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Jon

A guy who smokes a lot of weed to ease the pain and take his mind off the sorrow and sadness in his life.

Jon’s a fat shit.

by 38348381djdj August 3, 2018

3πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Jon

An absolute, unfaithful dick head who just wants to date someone for looks. He has very high standards for a woman and might just dump a chick if she doesn't like the color Pink. Tells you he loves you just to hurt you. I'm so sorry if you're dating a Jon.

Burn in hell, Jon.

by maddie.is.hopeless February 12, 2019

3πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Jon

Jon will be the most committed man to your relationship, I know that from personal experience, he really like when I go har- ok that’s private. He is sexy and can keep a secret🀫

Charles: Hey did you see that sexy fucker?
Connor: Yes I saw JON!
Charles: Oh I meant your dad but ok.

Jon: Hey
Every woman and man on the planet: *moans intensely*

Woman: IS YOUR NAME JON
Jon: yes
Woman: I LOVE YOU

by ChokeMeChet29 October 21, 2019

3πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Jon

A big n00b who’s an asshole to some named Nikki beware!!
Ok Retard

Someone πŸ’¦ Hey is that Jon?
Team Arc Members omg so icky whatta n00b

by Someone πŸ’¦ September 26, 2018

3πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Jon

A form of sanitary. Usually known as a toilet.

"Im just going to the Jon!"
"Ok, make it a quick one"
"Im not making any promises"

by Youknowitstruebub February 3, 2010

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