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a penis is what a trangender has and what someone with no bitchs dosn't have
yo mom how did u give birth to me when u have a penis
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You are a six year old typing this
Kid: lets type penis on urban dictionary
Principal: the fuck is wrong with you
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what you hear when someone plays the penis game
I was at a walmart and I heard someone shouting "penis Penis Penis! PENIS PENIS! PEEENNNIIIISSSS!!!!!!"
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Because of having these, males use them as an excuse to watch sport instead of chick-flicks, buy beer instead of nice wine and not ring when they say they are going to.
Sally: "Call me tomorrow!"
Bob: "Ok"
Next day...
Bob: remembers he has a penis, does not call Sally.
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An attempted humorous pluralization of the word "penis". As with other words from Latin that end with "is", such as "crisis" and "neurosis", "penis" changes the "is" to "es", forming "penes", as "crisis" changes to "crises" and "neurosis" to "neuroses". Only urologists and a handful of other professionals use the word "penes", however, so it is best to stick to the English plural, "pensises".
Duh, where'd all the vaginae and peni go?
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P.E.N.I.S. Paternal Egg Nourishing Insertion System
The homosapien male fertilizes a female's egg using a PENIS as a means of giving the fallopian tube swim team a head start.
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