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A quiet wonderful coffee shop found on every corner of every street in every suburban town.
Im going to starbuck... (walks to the nearest street corner)
The appintimy of a basic bitches drank
P1: Im going to have some Starbucks
P2: oh, you basic bitch
Intergalactic warfare between evolved bucks (bid deer) and humans. The subdivision 9 of the Alienwarfare sports association. Bucks throw stars across the galaxy just to have some fun watching planets explode. The sports team has been first place at dominating planets since 1978. These bucks get money for the team from selling coffee on all sorts of planets for the "white ones" they call the consumers. Mainly Earth where the bucks came from.
I'm not drinking that Shitty Starbucks coffee! I don't like the Starbucks Sports Team!
A place where u can buy coffee allowed to spell every name wrong.
Me: my name is Luke
Starbucks employee: *writes down David*
Proof white people aren't perfect
Girl one: this coffe tastes like shit
Girl 2: we should have gone to Starbucks
Where you are most likely to find a basic white girl in her natural habitat and/or the occasional hipster who orders an organic tea.
Oh Stacey we should totes get a Skinny Java Chip Frappucino from Starbucks after we go shopping for Uggs, or maybe get a Pumpkin Spice Latte? FML it's so hard to choose!
A trap for white girls
"Do you want Starbucks?"
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!"