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An elite fighting organization falling under the Department of the Navy but grabbing it's own representative on the Joint Chiefs of Staff. If a marine is confronted with this fact, they will merely shake their head and reluctantly admit it's true.
A Marine will be the first to tell you that the Corps is better than the Navy, Army, and Air Force.
(There is generally a lot of tension between the Army and Marines, but only because the Soldiers couldn't make it into this day's Corps)
Army, "You serve?"
Marine, "Yeah, Marines. You?"
Army, "Yeah, Army. I'm sorry."
Marine, "Don't worry about it, we've been fixing the Army's mistakes since 1775, we're used to it by now."
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Infantry grunts for the Navy.
The United States Marine Corps is part of the US Navy, despite the Marines' fervent claims to the contrary, and despite the fact their paychecks clearly state "Department of the Navy", not "USMC".
Marines serve two functions: 1) Catching bullets 2)Poking mines with a stick. When there is a battle where heavy casualties are expected, the Marines are sent in... to be grist for the mill.
Guy 1: I'm a Marine. Oohrah!
Guy 2: Oh, you're in the Navy.
Guy 1: What? Fuck you! I'm no swabbie fag! I'm a goddamn Marine!
Guy 2: I know. The Marines are part of the Navy, didn't you know that?
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The baddest of the bad. These warriors have all the training and mentality necessary to be the most elite fighting force known to man. They follow their orders and get the job done right, no matter what the cost.
The advancing Marines, outnumbered and lacking strategic advantage, managed to push hundreds of enemy combatants out of the heavily fortified city.
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A hot, sexy, exotic looking chick that is funny and irresistible to all guys. You either want to be there or be with her. She is one of God’s greatest gifts with a body.
"She's the most amazing girl in the world..."
"She must be a Marine then"
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The act of inserting one's penis into a vagina. Once inside no movement or friction is allowed. You just chill, and I imaging you try not to look each other in the eye.
A common practice amongst religious youth... the poor bastards.
"Jill, don't cry. You aren't going to hell. It's not like we came. We just marinated. It means we love each other."
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Mediocre baseball team in the American Leauge West division. Located in Seattle Washington.
Have a strong season every now and then, but overall plauged by bad management and cheap ownership.
As of late they have become notorious for starting off strong and fizzling out towards the end of the season.
The Mariners are a team from Seattle.
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