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any amount of drugs a person is selling
I have to go grab the work from my connect tonight.
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Any place where you are financially obligated to attend until you grow old an die. This place includes ignorant, self obsessed drama queens, who think they are entitled to a world of debt because they show up at random intervals to actually do their job and only call in "sick" half of the time. Sarcastic obnoxious know it alls that make it impossible for you to occupy the same place with are also present in this environment.
Compounding this excruciatingly unbearable atmosphere is the person who calls himself your "manager." Managers are easy to identify because they contribute absolutely nothing positive to the workplace environment and only exacerbate stressful situations, which are always in abundance there.
The single most obvious way to identify that you are at work is the omnipresent regret you experience there from not listening to your parents when they told you to apply yourself more in school, so that you might have a real career someday.
I want to eat rat poison because my manager called, and he needs me to come in on my day-off again to work...
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crack cocaine, rocks, chedder, cheez, sherm
I got dat hard white work
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what you're avoiding right now
I have work to do, but f*ck it, Urban Dictionary is more entertaining anyway.
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to get rocked
Professor Lynch just worked me, or if your roomate paid too much for weed, she got worked.
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Place you go to surf the internet.
I have been looking at urbandictionary.com all day at work today.
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perform oral sex for favors mostly drugs.
"joe was low on coke money, so he had to work for it"
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