Acorn dicking

Acorn dicking describes the occasion in which a person decides to go on a spree of using chipmunks and/or squirrels as pocket pussies. After the act is done, the human proceeds to chuck or punt the tree critter as far as it may go.

“Hey chuck, wanna go acorn dicking today??”
“Ooowiee Chester that sounds like a bright idea for this kinda day”

*proceeds to enact a sexual holocaust on chipmunks* (big oof)

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Acorn head

Did you mean: 𝘎𝘳𝘦𝘨 𝘎𝘰𝘯𝘻𝘢𝘭𝘦𝘻

Greg Gonzalez is an acorn head. Dude doesn’t shut the hell up

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Acorn in a Fur Coat

When you gettin a cold shower after you get arrested and your dick shrivel so small that the head is the only thing poking out and it looks like an acorn. The fur coat is pubic hair that surrounds the acorn.

"Bro I heard you got arrested! What was it like?!"
"Aw man, it was so cold in the damn strip search room that my dick looked a acorn in a fur coat!"

Hung like an acorn

Meaning that a penis is so small, that it has the resemblance of an acorn on an oak tree, like a small bulb when it hangs off the body.

Hey, Do you know Seth?, well apparently all the girls say he's hung like an acorn!

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hit the acorn with a stick

When someone went to far saying an insult or something bad to a person

girl: “hope you end up in a grave soon; you dumb prick”
boy: “wow you really hit the acorn with a stick”

Double Acorn Face

If someone’s head & mouth are both pretty circular, then they have double acorn face. One with double acorn face can generally be described with a head that is not as tall as most & a mouth that is not as wide as most. This does not correlate with unattractiveness & is just a funny insult to make one insecure of their head & mouth shape.

Girl don’t even play wit me You got double acorn face.

acorn head ass

When a punk ass bitch got a acorn head, no eyebrows, and brick lips.

Savage #1: Yo Jaiden Charles if you dont get ya acorn head ass on. Savage #2: Facts

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