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When one dresses and acts like a baby, Having to be cared for in every way by a mommy, daddy, or both.
Adult Baby Joe has a mommy that feeds him and changes his soiled nappies
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An anime/cartoon block that comes on cartoon network after 10pm (Central Time). Was created after the early sucess of Space Ghost: Coast to Coast back in the late 90's and after the sucess of the anime block that was shown on late night saturdays. Adult swim is basically a combination of anime, cancelled fox cartoons and adult swim originals.
Shows that were/are on adult swim, as of august 3rd 2004, include:
Anime: Reign, Lupin the 3rd, Kikader, Inuyasha, Case Closed, Yu Yu Hakasho, Trigun, Cowboy Bebop, Big O, FLCL, Wolf's Rain, Blue Gender, Witch Hunter Robin, Tenchi Muyo.
Cartoons: Aqua teen hunger force, Harvey Birdman, Sealab 2021, Baby Blues, The Brak show, The Oblongs, Space Ghost: Coast to Coast, Mission Hill, Home Movies, Family Guy, Futurama.
Adult swim is soon getting:
Venture Brothers, Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone complex, Full Metal Alchemeist.
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When an adult either acts like a child or identifies as one
Example1:
Guy at bar: Hey checkout the goofball drinking a beer while wearing a bib
Girlfriend: Shh someone will hear you he's 53 but identifies as a 14 month old when he eats.
Example 2:
Husband to wife: Why is there a 40 year old playing second base in this Tee ball league?
Wife: Quiet someone will hear you he's Trans-Adult and identifies as a child
Man behind them: I'm his father, chronologically he's 38 but identifies 6 year old for this league. Oh and he is destroying all Tee ball records.
Husband: That's BS
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Any sexual act involving one's hand and a man's genitalia. First heard (possibly) on the American translation of the Japanese children's show "Shin Chan," where two detectives need to feign homosexuality in order to keep their cover.
Hey, at least I wasn't the one giving an adult handshake to a male gigolo!
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a. The age group rivaling teenagers for being on the receiving end of the most ageism.
b. An age group often forced to go back to their parents after finishing college because try as they might, it is impossible to secure even a so-called entry-level job.
c. The age group most targeted by cops after teenagers with accusations of criminal activity.
d. The age group most royally screwed over by economy. Most graduates in this age group either have no job at all or are highly overqualified for their job/are underemployed.
e. The age group that is slowly coming to the realization that they will have to decide between attending school until their thirties and sitting at their parent's house.
f. A highly disillusioned age group that has learned the harsh fact that they will NOT have a lot of money or success, nor will they own a house or brand new car.
g. The age group frequently accused of having a strong sense of entitlement by anyone over 35.
40-something: That 26-year-old kid needs to lose the sense of entitlement and start acting like a young adult!
20-something: People need to start remembering the ADULT part of young adult! I'm not in high school anymore!
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A person between the ages 18 to mid-to-late twenties who is in the life stage of finding where they fit in life. These people are in the process of getting secondary education, graduating, finding jobs, keeping jobs, building careers, getting fucked by student loans, and learning about relationships. This age group usually realizes they have commitment issues and make up for their lack of emotional detachment through casual sex with many partners. They also struggle with making adult decisions on the daily during the week while also being tempted and usually giving in to heavy drinking, wild parties, spending way too much money, not giving two fucks, and a YOLO attitude on the weekend and some week days; only to wake up on Monday morning full of regret and questioning their life decisions, maturity, and who they really are. This mental confusion leads to the need for a quick fix stress-relief, hence casual sex, which in turn worsens the emotional detachment and causes the roller coaster of young adulthood to rear its ugly head to make them feel like they are getting nowhere in life.
Young adults don't know their heads from their buttholes.
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A phrase used by American politicians to imply their opponent is acting like a child by supporting or opposing a certain position.
The irony of the phrase is that most children have an easier time compromising on divisive issues.
John Boehner: It is time we have an adult conversation about entitlement reform. Democrats need understand the reality of our fiscal situation.
President Obama: Well it's time that WE have an adult conversation about the budget.
Donald Trump: That's fine, but it is time we have an adult conversation about Obama's place of birth.
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