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air lats

A condition when a wannabe bodybuilder or muscle man, usually under age 18, think their are lats are bigger than they actually are. The wannabes carry their arms out to the side arched downward in an exagerated fashion pretending they have big muscules. If the lats were truly developed, this would be a normal posture. There is no physiological reason for the arms to stick out if the lats aren't there.

Lats - derived from latissimus dorsi. Back muscules that give males a "V" shape when well developed.

Air - meaning non-existent or invisible.

Air lats to a bodybuilder is what an air guitar is to Jimmy Hendrix.

Air lats bragged that he could bench 350lbs.

by Blowfish July 31, 2005

36πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


school air

The atmosphere where once you absorb it, you start to feel depressed and your flaws in your appearance are noticed by yourself more. This only applies to school because school sucks

I hate school air, everytime i step in it fucks me up.

by yemensoldier February 1, 2023

79πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


school air

The different atmospheric composition in school where it messes up one's physical appearance like hair.

I swear to god bro, there is makeup remover in the school air.

by alex alpeer January 17, 2023

1961πŸ‘ 199πŸ‘Ž


Air Feltch

When you are lip-locked onto another persons butt-hole and they fart into your mouth, so that you can then blow that same fart back up their ass, swapping back and forth and back and forth

Hey, you heard about Air Feltching?
It’s like snowballing a fart between someone asshole and your mouth. You don’t know a good time until you’ve had your own warm fart blown back up your ass.

by TheSoftestBalls January 2, 2021


Air Force

The Army guys sit in the field saying "damn it sucks to sit out here in the rain". The Marines sit in the field saying "I think this is great that we can sit in out the field in the rain". The Navy looks out the porthole of their ship and says, "it probably sucks to sit out there in the rain in that field over there". The Air Force guy is sitting in a nice hotel room saying "what the hell is the Wi Fi password?"

Obviously a joke -- All branches have some truly outstanding personnel and many have made the ultimate sacrifice. We should truly thankful for all branches of the service, including the Air Force.

by BKT123 October 13, 2017

78πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Air Jail

The act of holding a animal up as a punishment limiting their movement.

Person 1: My fat ass cat stole my chicken nuggets.

Person 2: Put him in air jail.

by 69nahfam420 January 18, 2023

2284πŸ‘ 254πŸ‘Ž


Air Canada

Canada's national airline, previously known as Trans-Canada Airlines. Originally government owned, subsequently privatized in the late eighties and early nineties. Took over Canada's other major airline, Canadian Airlines, in 2000. For a few years, a combination of minimal competition within Canada and bad times for airlines in general led most Canadians to hate Air Canada (with some justification, as service tended to be poor and fares expensive where there was no competition). The subsequent emergence of Westjet as a competitor within Canada and improving revenue has meant that things have improved a bit in recent years. Air Canada has a regional affiliate, Jazz, that flies smaller aircraft on more lightly travelled routes.

Also known as:

Air Cannibal
Air Cannibis
Air Can't...uh...duh
Air Chaos
Air Crappy
Always Crappy
Err Canada
Mapleflot
Scare Canada
Trash Can

I'm flying Air Canada to Winnipeg next week.

by Eugene206 October 10, 2006

178πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž