Alien Fornication

For anything completly out of this world!
Came about after watching a Video on the Famous soccer player Ronaldiniho's ball skills which it could only be reffured to as " Alien Fornication"

That is some "Alien Fornication" Right there.
You are the Bi-Product of "Alien Fornication"
nothing more to be said except.. that was "fornicated"
Exceptional "Alien Fornication"

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parental alienation

When one parent brainwashes a child to make them hate their other parent

He was a good dad but doesn't see his kids any more cause his EX gave his kids parental alienation

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ALIEN

A woman who dresses provocatively but acts really weird and stuck-up.

Andy was watching all of the mindless tramps walking along the street, but what got his attention was the alien that sat next to him.

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legal alien

A person born into this world, but who truly is not of this world and walks the earth doing his time until the mother ship calls him home.

Mark Phillips is a legal alien as he, being a captain in the battle of the sexes, walks the world not believing the atrocities that men bring upon themselves and one another and wishing nothing more than to be brought back to the mother ship.

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Alien Boogie

1) The greatest ringtone ever. A viral iPhone ringtone useful for disrupting awkward social situations or getting people to notice you. Just search 'Alien Boogie' in the iTunes Store.
2) A funky dance done to this ringtone. For best results, use robot like movement🤖💃🤖. Makes epic Tik Tok and Insta videos.

FOX NEWS: The debate couldn't have gone worse for Hilary Clinton.
HILARY: (Phone goes off during debate...loud Alien Boogie ringtone) I will never make fools of my voters ...excuse me a second.

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Hesitant Alien

Gerard Way's (formerly of My Chemical Romance) solo album released on September 30, 2014. Songs include Action Cat, No Shows, and Millions. Rather than MCR's alternative based sound, the album is more Brit-pop.

I'm fairly sure anyone who likes MCR is going to like Hesitant Alien.

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alien apostrophe

the use of an apostrophe in the naming of aliens in science fiction. Extremely prevalent in turning a common name into an alien-esque name.

Author: "hmm. I need a name for this alien in my book"

Friend: "How about... Jon?"

Author: "No. I will use J'on!"

Friend: "Ah, the use of the alien apostrophe, like Kal'el, Jor'el, Teal'c, Bra'tac, D'on...

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