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just a little perverted. rides magical unicorns into the sunset, while flowers bloom underfoot and crazy asian techno music plays. wherever she goes the people around her are mindfucked past sanity. is bros with jesus allah yahweh and all those niggas in da sky. will one day rule the world....like hitler but successful and instead of killing jews everyone will simply lie down and take it like a loli takes it in the face from pedobear. you can all suck it. hard. TITTIES!
person 1: dude what just happened?
person 2: i have no idea but i feel amazing!
person 1: wait! look at the sunset man!
person 2: ITS AN EVAN ON A UNICORN!!!!!
person 1: we have been blessed.
jesus: yo evan wassup?
evan: not much homie wheres allah at mah nigga?
yahweh: wassup home skillet biscuits!?!?!
evan: YAHWEH! MY TITTYLICIOUS BITCH!! WHERE YOU BEEN!
hitler: yo satan how ya hangin
satan: you done fucked up broski.
hitler: NOOOOOO
satan: farewell im off to go play hopscotch with evan.
you: wtf am i reading?!?! THIS IS SO WRONG!!!
evan: i know...but it feels so right
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The greatest guy you will ever know. Someone who will love you with everything he has and never stop. Will look at you and tell you how beautiful and amazing you are everyday. Will kiss you so passionately that time will stop for that split second. When you see his face, your heart will skip a beat and you'll smile the whole time you're with him. He'll wait for you, even though you're 664 miles away from each other. He'll protect you and make sure you're at your best before he worries about himself. He will be your one and only. The only guy you will want to be with. For the rest of your life.
Alex: "Logan cheated on me again."
Me:"I'm sorry. You should find someone like Evan."
Alex:"You are so lucky."
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the sweetest guy you'll ever meet. Handsome on the outside and inside. The best blue eyes ever. Such a cutie! The one you see and just wish he'd like you. Easy to talk to and always gives great advice.A wonferful Christian guy who every one wants to be friends with. If he loves you, you are blessed!
evan is that one boy who make your heart skip a beat every time you see him
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A really annoying man that won't stop bugging people when they tell him to stop and also tells corny jokes
That guy won't stop talking! Well duh he's an Evan
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1. To become excited and partially aroused at the notion of Justin Bieber or Harry Potter 2. The act of milking a hamster
I'm gonna Evan my hamster! Once every six weeks you should Evan your hamster.
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a fucking douche bag; can also be considered a man whore.
"He's such an evan"
"Why?"
"He broke up with a girl then went out with another one a day later."
"Shit."
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Often used as a term for a young duck
I saw a very hungry Evans the other week
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