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A pasty pal is the accumulation of a minimum of 8hrs of ass-sweat mixed with a failed “quick wipe” after a hurried poop.
I had to get this jog in right after I crapped on the toilet. Now I gotta shower and get rid of this pasty pal.
Your go person for non-committed sexual activity and gratification. A peen pal is always there when ya need to bust da nut.
Rachel has been my peen pal for years. She’s always DTF when I neeed a nut.
She totally said no to a relationship but said she’s down to be my peen pal.
When girls have slept with the same guys on different occasions.
Are you serious, you slept with Mike too. You know that makes you and Cady pole pals!
A friend that let's you pee on them.
I can't wait to visit my friend I Dallas, he is my Pee Pal.
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Somebody that you have sexual relations with and have no feelings for.
Mike: "I'm gonna hook you up with this skank tonight for a good lickin'"
Chris: "Nawwww son, I ain't looking for a plow pal."
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A group of super heroes with Jesus at the front. They are noted for defeating the Giant Satin Frog of Satan who had plagued the world for millions of years.
Matthew: OMG did you see jesus and pals on the news last night?
Josiah: Hellz yes I did they were freaking amazing
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A bedtime pal is someone close to you who sleeps alongside you. This person will typically spend a night with you and make you laugh, smile and maybe even burn your arm on a radiator. However it all works out when they kiss and hug you in the morning. Bedtime pals can typically become acquainted after a night out on the town.
Girl: I miss my bedtime pal even though he squished me, told me my kisses were awful and burnt my arm on a radiator.
Boy: we can be bedtime pals again soon!
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