Lesbian Apocalypse

Lesbian apocalypse is when lesbians take over the universe and tiktok

“LESBIANS WILL TAKE OVER EARTH”
“No?…”
“Stfu it’s time for Lesbian apocalypse

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Apocalypse Customer

A hungry customer, usually craving subway, who will brave heavy rain, lightning storms, tornado warnings, tornado sirens, tornadoes, hail, snow storms, sleet, blizzards, meteors pummeling the earth, acid rain, feral dogs, feral cats, zombies, and any general apocalypse scenario to obtain something to eat, most likely a sandwich, even though they should stay. the. fuck. home.

we should be slow today conditions outside are life threatening.

just wait for the apocalypse customers!

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lesbian apocalypse

Lesbian apocalypse is when every lesbian on tiktok follow eachother and have a lesbian profile picture

“hey did you hear about the lesbian apocalypse”
“yeah!! We're gonna overthrow the government, lesbian world domination!!!”

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Zombie Apocalypse

The End of the World, when people who have died rise again in rotten corpses searching for blood and brains to strengthen them. The Apocalypse is when all Zombies rise and destroy the world.

...Braaaains!

Quick, get the Shotgun! It's the Zombie Apocalypse!

My Zombie Apocalypse Plan: FPSRussia

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Andy Apocalypse

The crazy front man of the very popular and awesome punk band "Stormtrooper" from San Francisco California.

John Q: Holy shit! Did you see Andy Apocalypse bite the head off a chicken last night?

Joe P: Eh, it's been done.

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Demon Apocalypse

The Demon Apocalypse is the event that will occur after the Zombie Apocalypse. In case you were wondering, the Zombie Apocalypse in a nutshell is when zombies will take over. The Demon Apocalypse is when all Hell will break through into our world (literally). What humans are left alive will have to go through this.

Here is a time line... 2012: The beginning of the end of the world. 2013: Zombie Apocalypse. 2016: Demon Apocalypse.

I'm not sure how I will survive during the Demon Apocalypse! How do you kill a demon??

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porch apocalypse

When the weather starts to get warm people start having house parties and inevitably too many dorks wander out onto their balcony and the damn thing collapses and people die.

Quoted from Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons, web author.

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