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The Archer school for girls is for people who like bees.
You like bees?
You like Barry Bee Benson?
You like honey?
You like jazz?
Archer is the school for you. It’s full of amazing girls who very much enjoy movies like The Bee Movie and sometimes Shrek. Archer girls are very quirky and the best people to hang out with because they are so funny and smart.
You always enjoy watching The Bee Movie with them, as they will likely have the whole script memorized.
Girl #1: Whoa! Do you see that all the lockers at Archer have a picture of Barry Bee Benson on them?
Girl #2: Yeah! Man, I love the Archer School for Girls. It’s the best place to meet up with The Bee Movie fandom.
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A sexual position in which a Puerto Rican lays down with legs spread and her Puerto Rican partner bites her butthole while she fingers his nostrils until they bleed
Damn it! Pamela fingered me so hard I started my nasal period when we were doing a Puerto Rican archer
A 3-13 archer is a suicidal maniac who kills himself for the better of everyone else.
Person 1: Did you see that Japanese kamikaze jump into the crowd of filthy Chinese?
Person 2: Yeah, he's such a 3-13 archer.
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Amazing Screamo/Indie/Rock band!
I'm going to the Archers New Rival show on Friday because last time some guy broke his hand in the mosh pit... it was crazy!?
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A quite common dilemma seen in most RTSes that range a very wide historical timeline, i.e. Empire Earth. The term is derived from a certain situation from said game, where you could often see Swordsmen fighting WWII Marines, Trebuchets laying siege to "Laser Walls", or effectively, Archers vs. Tanks. This situation, while not really gameplay affecting in most cases, is still very odd to see, as it substracts realism to the game, which is something many, if not a lot of players, care about.
If I were to make one such game, my solutions would be:
- Divide the game into different parts or "Ages" and associate the corresponding units and techs to each, as if you had # games in one. It would be more or less like Prehistory to Classic Age, then Dark Age to Renaissance, and so on. You could still mix archers with tanks in the Editor for a time travel scenario. =D
- Old units would degrade over time, then die. It might not sound fun, albeit it would add more realism in spite of "random fun".
- Archers would get firearms - yes, I'm speaking of automatic upgrading. Keeping the fun and military strength in spite of some logics.
"I have the same issue with balance in this game. How do spearmen take out B52 bombers? I just don't get it. And archers vs tanks is just never going to happen. It would be nice if there was a way that people customize the balance to be a tad more realistic." -Quoted from a user from Gameguru Mania, about Rise of Nations.
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Epic variety content creator who had a horny time with a goat once.
Person 1: You should consider joining the Red Archer Live discord.
Person 2: Okay, I'm sure it's filled with lots of very sane people.
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Someone who has lost their left thumb and testicle. The testicle is now in a pickle jar and the thumb is on a shelf. This person is also straight edge and although he says he doesn't need signs to prove he is straight edge, he has a t-shirt saying straight edge in big bold writing that can't be missed because his belly sticks out making the writing stick out. Watch out or he'll get his choid out(if you don't know what a choid is look it up on this site-definition 1). He may also give you a mushroom tattoo.
oh no here comes EL STUMP, backs against the walls, corks at the ready.
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