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She is the height of awesomeness. All of you little teenies out there who think Billie Joe will divorce her so he can fuck you are just completely pathetic. She is absolutely beautiful, kind, charming, and part of a wonderful family. Her children are Joseph and Jakob.
In case you didn't know, Billie Joe nicknamed her Adie, or 80, and is seen in the Green Day song "80", but that's a personal thing.
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1, slang: When you stretch either your arms, legs or both to get something and succeed, unless you get Vac-Manned.
2, toy: A rubber and syrup toy with a plastic head. He used to have actual clothes but HASBRO CHANGED TO FRIKIN PAINTED-ON! WHY!
1: Why did you Stretch Armstrong when I was going to?
2: Stretch Armstrong is a cool toy when you don't break it.
My gf. Jk, Billie Joe's badass wife. they've been married since july 1994 I'm sure
1) Adrienne Armstrong? more like Adrienne Awesome!
2) Where did Adrienne Armstrong go? She was right there mate
the guy tied for most awesomeest ever (rivaled by lars frederiksen, duane peters, justin sane, and henry rollins)
also lead singer of rancid and was also in transplants, devils brigade, op. ivy
tim armstrong just released a solo cd sweet
yeah tim's the man
hells yea
tims my hero
if i wasnt a dude id screw him
i am a dude and id screw him
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Joseph Marciano Armstrong. Drummer of the band SWMRS. Jason Momoa. Lactose intolerant. Crocs. Uncool Records. Stan.
I’m lactose intolerant. - Joey Armstrong
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He's the lead singer and guitarist in Rancid, guitarist and back up voacals in the Transplants, ex guitarist and back up vocals of Operation Ivy. He used to be married to Brody Armstrong of the Distillers, and he has the hottest body I have ever seen.
If I was twenty years older and a famous punk, I would be all over Tim Armstrong.
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George Bush's new biking partner
Instead of talking to Cindy Sheehan last week, Geroge went out on the bike trail for 2 hours with Lance Armstrong.
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