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Asshat

Asshat |Noun| One who has their head in their ass, thus wearing it as a hat. Asshat.

"Can you get your head to of your ass? It's not a hat."

Meaning their ass is jealous of all the shit they talk.

Asshat |Noun| One who has their head in their ass, thus wearing it as a hat. Asshat.

by Madz Tv February 21, 2017

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Asshate

the derogatory term for a homophobe, as said by a gay individual.

Someone who hates ass ie ass sex

Wow look at that guy over there trying to be so butch. He looks like a total asshate.

by IndieRedVanille February 1, 2010

3πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


asshat

Technical jargon describing the peculiar headgear favoured by grumpy, ageing Canadian progressive rock drummers.

Based on obscure ethnic designs, years of refinement and development have gone into the Asshat, to bring the style to the pinnacle of apparently pointless stupidity it now represents.

Believed to be lined with weapons-grade tinfoil (presumably to keep at bay the mental probing of obsessed "fans" - particularly those ghastly Eurotrash) and worn at all times by said grumpy old tub-thumping curmudgeon. Unfortunately it seems that there is no ego-curbing side effect to the lining process, meaning that the frequency & duration of drum solos has remained undiminished.

Formerly produced by the million in foul, pestilent African sweatshops, & made by children working for a single cup of damp sand per week, Asshats are now individually commissioned at a cost of thousands of Canadian Dollars per unit. The economic growth this has brought about means that many of the former sweatshop employees are now in fact controlling shareholders in the Canadian music industry.

"You're wearing an Asshat! Just like Neil Peart's! Didn't you know that design's protected by copyright? You're bleedin' nicked, me old beauty!"

by Rickenbugger March 3, 2007

9πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


asshat

1)An artical of anal headwear.
2)an asshole.

a."you, sir, are an artical of anal headwear!"

b."wait I'm an asshat?"

by Gm Tecol June 12, 2006

23πŸ‘ 64πŸ‘Ž


asshat

A word derived from a social climate and political era that is an epitome.

An epitome (Greek epitemneinβ€”to cut short) is a summary or miniature form, also used as a synonym for embodiment. Many lost documents from the Ancient Greek and Roman worlds survive now only "in epitome" referring to the practice of some later authors (epitomators) who wrote distilled versions of larger works now lost. Reference:The Lorax is arguably Seuss' most controversial work, having been banned in some schools and libraries for its anti-forestry industry content. Word derived: asshat

Lidsville is the epitome of American Politics, where as, asshat characters are potrayed.
Used in sentence: "Those asshat's in the county seat let the ONCELER cut down all the trees," yelled the LORAX.
"Lost a planet Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing."-YODA That Darth Vader is an asshat.

by Kelly June 24, 2007

7πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


Asshat

Adj. A word used to describe someone who has no clue, has their head up their ass, and is a dick about it. Especially popular in gamer circles.

gamer1: Dude WTF, you just KS'd me!?

gamer2: It's called respawn, say hello to it for me asshat.

by Firefighter X March 15, 2010

2πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Asshat

When a condom gets lost inside of your ass, and after when you try to shit it out the the little bit of latex that dangles out of your asshole,it is called an asshat.

"He was embarrassed about the asshat he just could not get rid of."

by Nightember July 5, 2009

6πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž