double bagger

when a girl is so ugly that you put and bag on her head and your head incase the bag on her head breaks or falls off.

damn your mom is so ugly i had to pull a double bagger on her last night.

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coffee bagger

Some one who engages in the practice of 'rim dicking' of a coffee pot. ('rim dick' is defined as to take the "tip of your dick and rub it around the rim of someones beverage or drink. Most commonly done on a coffee pot.")

Commonly associated with male moon-bat types.

Coffee bagger Seth could not abide the NRA logo on his boss's coffee mug, so he rim dicked it when no one was looking. Unfortunately, the mug was full of steaming hot McDonald's coffee, and Seth got burnt!

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single bagger

Noun. A woman whom is so unattractive that a man should not consider having sexual relations with her unless a brown paper grocery sack is over her head. However, she is not as ugly as a 'Double Bagger' and therefore a man does not need the added protection of the second brown paper grocery sack over his own head.

(Setting is a High School Men's Locker Room)

Guy 1: "Linda is so ugly, She's a double bagger."

Guy 2: "Naw, Linda's real ugly, but she isn't that ugly. You Got to give the Girl some credit! She is only a single bagger!"

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Two bagger

A slang term for running miles. Instead of “I did a two miler today”, it’s I did a “two bagger”.
Running is not fun. It is work. And it’s what we do. We put miles in the bag each day, each week. So when you hit a 2 miler, you’re getting a two-bagger. Constantly putting more miles in your bag. Get it done.

Side note: walking can count too. If you and a friend meet up for a 2 mile walk, you got a two-bagger in. 3 miles = 3 bagger.

If you’re bold enough to get 5 miles, that’s a a 5 bagger.

Dave: Hey bro, you wanna grab a quick two bagger after work?
Cheese: Yeah man, I’ll meet you at MLK at 5:02 and let’s do work.
Dave: Word. I wanna get a sweat in before I head home to the boo.

Three bagger

A woman uglier than a two bagger. One bag for her head to stop you seeing her ugly face. A second bag for your head just in case her bag falls off. A third bag containing Viagra so that you can still get it up in case the other bags fall off!

Tracey was such an ugly cow that she was a three bagger. One bag to cover her ugly mug, another to cover mine in case hers fell off and another full of Viagra so that I'd get hard!

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long bagger

A male who inserts his testicles (both) into his own anus allowing them to rub and stimulate his prostrate as he walks around thereby giving him an erection. Usually only able to be accomplished by males with unnaturally stretched scrotums.

That Rick is such a long bagger he spends all his time off walking around his yard long bagging while mowing his lawn.
Ron long bags his life away, we need to have an intervention to save him.
I enjoy being a long bagger, though its just a hobby right now I hope to go pro one day.

Baggers Smile

The act of farting when you think there is nobody around only to immediately discover there is someone else there and they DEFINITELY heard it.

Derived from the wry smile and quick glance away when you spot said other person.

Dropped a Baggers Smile in the office today, I didn’t realise Nadine had come in and sat behind me. It was a loud one as well!