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When you accidentally defecate while trying to flatulate during a sitz bath.
Leroy was soaking his painful hemorrhoids in a sitz bath last night when he tried to squeeze a fart and shat himself and ended up sitting in a shitz bath.
When someone squirts water out of their mouth at you. Commnly in a pool, when you take a mouthful of water and spit at another person.
EEEEEWWW! He just gave me a love bath!
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When some stupid motherfucker takes a shower and then immediately shits afterward, stinking up the rest of their day and everyone who comes into contact with them.
Person 1: "Did you smell that guy today? I think he soiled himself!"
Person 2: "That's my roommate. I think he pulled a bath then poop."
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When you need to shower, but don't have enough time or dont want to, you wipe your self down with a warm washcloth.
Damien was running late to school, instead of taking a shower he took a nigger bath.
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My brother, he kinda take a bath, so he had to sell his Jet Skis
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When you don't have access to a shower and have to wash yourself in a sink somewhere tragic, like a gas station.
La Tanya's dog R Kelly peed on her jeans so she had to take a hoe bath at work.
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A cum-bath is a favorite of true sluts. The whore allows herself to be drenched in hot cum from head to toe. If a slut is lucky she will get 10 to 15 men to shoot jizz in her hair, on her face and tits, all over her wet used pussy, and on her dirty ass.
Kathy got a nice hot cum-bath last night. When i got home from work she was lying naked on the bed surrounded by men she had met at a bar. Her face was already sticky with cum and she was begging for more. She was rubbing jizz into her tits and calling herself a cumslut.
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