Blanket Whore

A blanket whore is someone who insists on having more than half the bed covers when they should be shared evenly. Also derived from the blanket whore; Pillow whore, someone who will make sure they have the majority of the pillows when getting into bed with their partner.

1. Shanon was such a blanket whore that it only took 15 minutes before Ben had no sheets on his side of the bed. 2. There are 6 pillows but Ben is being a pillow whore and will only let Shanon use 2 of them!

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blanket vent

air space caused by another person in the bed sleeping so close that the blankets don't have enough space to sag down and cover the exposed back or shoulder

My wife loves me so much that every night she tucks in the covers to close off the blanket vent.

Pimp Blanket

Next Level "Dressing gown" for Men

When yo woman be taking the piss for wearing a dressing gown you be like..
It's not a dressing gown, Its a PIMP Blanket.

Linus Blanket

Another word for a pacifier, comforter or security blanket, but it can be used as a metaphor. Originating from the comic strip Peanuts, the character Linus is always holding his blanket for protection. His dependence has lead to this being a pop-culture reference to all such objects in relation to those who need them.

The term became a lot more popular after the term was used by Simon Pegg in an early episode of the hit TV sitcom Spaced.

"Does the convenience storekeeper really need that Baseball bat under the counter?"

"Not really, it's just a Linus Blanket, he'll never use it!"

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Choad in a Blanket

A nice choad sandwich wrapped in dough. Similar to pigs in a blanket but instead of little hot dogs, they contain a giant choad.

We were all out of pigs in a blanket so we had to settle for the choad in a blanket.

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blanket rule

A general/generic rule being applied to everything/everyone.

"You cannot just set a blanket rule for lunch break times and expect everyone to fall into line every time you return from lunch; there will be some exceptions and exemptions."

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security blanket

1. A blanket (or toy) carried by a child to reduce anxiety

Stems from the Peanuts comic where the character Linus always had his blanket with him.

2. (informal) anything that an adult person uses to reduce their anxiety

This phrase can also be used to indicate a male friend whom a girl has no romantic interest but uses him to to cock block other males at parties, dances, or other events.

Whenever my boyfriend doesn't want to go out dancing, I take Kyle to keep the other guys away. He's sort of my security blanket.

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