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Inflatable holiday yard decorations that only look good at night. When seen during the day while deflated, they look like someone did a drive-by shooting on your lawn, leaving them strewn across your yard like a Christmas massacre.
While jogging through our suburban paradise, I thought I might have entered a crime seen because all of our neighbors' yards were filled with Blow-up Day Disasters. Dirty, deflated, tacky bags of garbage on everyone's lawn.
You have at least one notification.
You're phone is blowing up with contacts.
When someone buzzes on a brass mouthpiece in someone's asshole.
Dude! Some of those brass players are into some weird stuff, sometimes they'll even enjoy blowing up the balloon!
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I had chili for dinner last night and I've been blowing up my buns all day!
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When a person, place or thing of no inherent value is detonated. Origin is deep south, usually spoken with little to no teeth.
"Lookie at that dumb jackass, there, he got blowed up real good!''
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A sex doll that resembles a female of arabian origin and does not need to be pumped up because it blows itself up for you. OMFG
Lonley guy: im going to kill myself b/c i can't get laid and it's too hard to blow uyp these sex dolls!!!
Cool guy: Why dont you us an Arabian Blow Up Doll b/c it takes all the work out of it!!!
Lonley guy: ok now i won't have to kill myself.
Cool guy: well let's not rule anything out...
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"Dude, you were in there for like an hour!"
"Yeah, I blew up a Dairy Queen."
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