When you’re about to score a bogey in golf, but then a hole troll grabs your golf ball and throws it to the beginning of the course.
“I was about to hit a record low in golf, but I got hit with a troll bogey.”
are the horrible green things that your mother puts on your plate at Christmas
kid - eww mum why are you giving me troll bogeys
mum - for the last time they are called Brussel sprouts
When a penis is sneezed upon before felatio
Dude she had COVID so she wound up giving me a Bogey Lowenstein
When people get confused before they sneeze and they get two or sometimes more thick runny trails of snot dangling from their nostrils and hanging off their faces.
The look they give you is priceless.
I heard him sneeze and I turned around to see him standing stock-still looking up at me with bogey bungees hanging from his face. Gross right in the middle of dinner.
When you pull out of the anus and the fecal matter from the penis tip is smeared from the belly button to the vagina. Common amongst gays and southerners.
Will pulled out a bogey skinner on Cassidy.