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The fastest man to ever walk the face of the earth.
-"Hey, did you feel that breeze?"
-"No that was just Usain Bolt doing his warm up lap."
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1. He Usain Bolt'd to the store
2. I Usain Bolt'd after the ice cream truck
3. He Usain Bolt'd a mile in 20 seconds
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A semi or fully automatic firearm is said to fire from an open bolt if, when ready to fire, the bolt and working parts are held to the rear. When the trigger is pulled the bolt goes forward, feeding a round from the magazine into the chamber and firing it. Accuracy can suffer somewhat in an open-bolt design, but this is generally less of a concern in automatic weapons.
These guns include: BAR, Bren Gun, Carl Gustav M/45, CETME Ameli, FN MAG , FN Minimi, Hotchkiss machine gun, Lewis gun, M3, M60, MAC-10, MG34, MG42, Mk 19 grenade launcher, MP40, PK machine gun, PPSh-41, Sten, Sterling, Suomi M-31 SMG, TEC-9, Uzi
An "Uzi" is an open bolt machine gun.
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The "jesus bolts" are the small, high-tensile bolts that attach the rotor pitch control push rods to the swash plateon a helicopter.
If one of these bolts fails, then one of the 'copter's rotors will be decoupled from the cyclic/collective pitch control, which is generally thought of as a Bad Thing; they are so called because if you've led a good life, afther the failure Jesus is the next person you meet.
See also zero survivability incident
Pilot: "Is this thing good to go ?"
Engineer: "Yeah, we even gave you new Jesus Bolts !"
Pilot: "Gee, thanks."
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A metal bolt that is shot into a Cows Brain at a Slaughter House.
Did you see the price of the Head Bolt Hamburger ?
A bolt cutter is a tool used to cut all sorts of metal.
Like, bolts, fences, chains.
Dude 1. "They locked us out of the skate park dude"
Dude 2. "I'll just get my bolt cutter and cut the chain to the gate man."
The act of screwing someone and then runing like hell. Usually when both ppl are drunk
I screwed and bolted on this really ugly chick. I was drunk at the time. Screw and bolt