born on a greenlight

always ready to do somthing

man u wanna play a game of ball? man i was born on a greenlight

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born a gay

Something some Christians say if they don't like homosexuals.

Ignorant Christian-You aren't born a gay! You're born again!

Me-Its been proven that you are born gay, bitch. I would chop your head off, but you think you are going to heaven and I don't want to give you the pleasure.

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Ass born

If someone is acting like a real douchebag you kan call him Ass Born which is the term (derogatory) for being born through the "back door".

Tobias was screaming absolute TP shortage. It was his time to shop and therefore Christian said "Shut up Ass Born".

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Born to be Retired

Working your entire career in boring, mundane (usually government) jobs, always dreaming about retirement. Total employment aspirations include nothing more than to putting your time in and finally retiring.

Hey, Sue, How is retirement going?
Oh, I was born to be retired!

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born again

When a dwarf is rammed up an elephants ass,and the elephant shits the little bastard out.

We stole an elephant , kidnapped a "little person" ,gave the pachyderm a dose of ex lax ,shoved the dwarf up its ass , stood back and let nature take its course . The dwarf was born again.

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natural-born

having excellent talent or skill (so much that the person might as well be born with it)

That guy is a natural-born speaker.

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pre-born

Pro-life rhetoric used to generaly refer to any form of zygote, embryo or fetus. The prefix "pre" suggests that the pregnancy will be carried to term.
Used to replace un-born which carried an idea of the possiblilty of the child never being born.
Another result of the Right Wing cognative think tanks for selective language.

Abortion kills pre-born children.

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