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possibly the best biscuits in the world. ever.
They own you. AND your mum.
it's impossible to eat them like you would eat a mere cookie.
this is because cookies are inferior.
"hmm, what should we get."
"BOURBONS, FTW."
"no, jaffa cakes, derkhead."
"WHERE ARE MY JAMMY DODGERS, BITCHES."
a real conversation.
as you can see, bourbons, jaffa cakes and jammy dodgers own.
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The act of starting to drink bourbon.
It was such a shity day I started bourbonizing as soon as I got home.
When someones face is obnoxiously red from drinking too much Bourbon
Did you see Kyles face? He has the Bourbon Tan going
A whiskey/ Bourbon collector that hunts down rare bottles of whiskey. Often times driving great distances and visiting lots of places.
Better hurry and grab that bottle while you can, before a bourbon hound grabs it.
The B.S.B.B is a death sentence for your Manhood for most men. This test of brute strength and intestinal fortitude is not for the faint of heart. It is a concoction comprised of A green liquor called chartreuse, jagermwiester, bailey's Irish cream and apple cider vinegar. You need five shot glasses two filled with chartreuse and 3 with each of the other ingredients. This drink will knock your D in the dirt. This is a layered drink not layered in a glass but in your stomach! First drop the first shot of chartreuse then the bailey's then the vinegar, then the Jager and finally the last shot of chartruese! Do not mix the ingredients, must be taken as five independent shots.....
You'll need a barf bag if you try the bourbon street barf bag!
A new insult to discreetly say " you are a bitch/slag/slut" ect.
Mum: *takes phone*
Me: you are such a bourbon biscuit
Mum: what the f-
Being under the influence of bourbon.
I would have gone to work today, but I was bourbonated by noon.